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  1. Aldarion

    Y: Marshals

    Wait his wife died so obviously he goes out and finds another non-white love interest? They actually can't help themselves, can they?
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    The Abandons

    The dialogue was written by an alien thats never heard humans talk. Completely unwatchable. Also, Cersei delivers lines about God and Faith like she's a blue haired Antifa member that has to say "America first". You can smell how much she hates it, like shes physically in pain from saying the...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

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    The Pendragon Cycle: Rise of the Merlin

    Are you really not familiar with the Lawhead books this is based on?
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    I don't remember Masters of the Universe being quite so spaceshippy. It really sucks that we've gotten so used to raceswaps that we're like "eh its just Man At Arms". Why not just cast actors that look like the fucking characters? Are there no white dudes with mustaches left?
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Doesnt change the fact that you can't trust a guy who shaves the fuck out of his neck but then grows a beard on part of his face.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/travel/hotels-bathroom-no-doors-8cb4bf96 I stayed in a fancy-ass hotel like this. Someone else was paying. Something like $500 a night. No fucking door between the shitter and the bed. Oh I mean it had like a half length frosted glass thing, but I said a Door...
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    Weed Culture

    This explanation might make sense except its not my first time trying edibles. Pot brownies got me fucked up. No really I think they're selling a lot of straight up gummie bears and shit around here. I rarely buy them, its just every now and then when I'm picking up pot something will catch my...
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    The Madison

    Another Sheridan show. Looking forward to meeting The bitchy but hot chick with a boyfriend who puts up with anything she does cause pussy The scrawny loser kid who inexplicably gets a hot gf The wise native american with borderline magical powers The old white guy looking gruff while he...
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    Weed Culture

    The things theyre selling and calling "edibles", I'm convinced they're just placebos. Literally just gummy candy. Meanwhile the "flower" (I hate the pot industry for making me use this term) just gets cheaper and more potent every day. Its weird.
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    Stranger Things

    Imagine being that wrong, that certain of yourself, and that full of rage. What a combo
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm torn between whether it sounds gimmicky or awesome. Either way I think I'll have to try it. Doesnt dipping it in whiskey or soy sauce cool it off though? Would it be better to like brush it on or something?
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    The results are in ! Pornhubs top viewed categories for 2025

    Racemixing porn was socially engineered before incest porn. You open your post by agreeing with the first but noticing the last. Make the connection and see how much deeper the rabbit hole goes.
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    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Its hard to believe this show isnt a parody making fun of woke casting and writing. I didnt pay any attention so I didnt know this before. The fat black girl is a hologram - i.e. she intentionally looks that way, in-universe. I'm just sharing this so some reader can enjoy laughing at how...
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    Household Major Appliances

    The sensi-temp burners that are now mandated on all new electric stoves are a crime against humanity. Also they don't fucking work - they literally often won't boil water. Anyone fix yours? Apparently you can't just swap them out for normal burners, but I read about people connecting the...
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Best part is how he didnt even bother to keep up the charade by posting on the Foler account after running away on the Aryasar account
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    Stranger Things

    I knew it. I fuckin knew it. I mean obviously your post is complete fanfic without any basis in the show itself but Im just impressed that like 400 years later someone still clings to that. Its like no forum arguments ever die, they just sleep, waiting to hear their name spoken.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Yeah I actually added that line to clarify that I was bitching at people who can't parallel park and not necessarily the people who have been talking about it in this thread. Theyre out there, in horrifying numbers.
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    At least 50% of online investing commentary: "If it hits 100, next stop is 101!" "If it hits 99, next stop is 98!"
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I've met people IRL who admit they can't parallel park. If I was emperor, I'd authorize cops to pull people over for impromptu parallel parking tests. Fail, lose your license and your car is now the property of the state. Enjoy walking home. Come on man. If you can't parallel park you can't...
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    Stranger Things

    I'll never forget the defenders of Lost's ending. I don't think anyone defended GOT or ST endings. We can probably summon one of them to this thread. Here, I'll get it started: In the final episode of Lost they confirm that they were actually in purgatory all along.
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    Landman

    That was my first guess but I have a better one this morning. Better because its way dumber and thus more likely. Demi catches wind of the son's gamble and promotes him to take BBTs place. (The Mexican wife of course keeps bartending because empowerment)
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    The Pitt

    I'm not an anti-vaxxer, I and my kids all got MMR, etc. My son recently got the meningococcal vaccine with my blessing. With that said, if the covid fiasco didn't make you rethink all medical advice from the past century or so, I suspect some kind of debilitating cognitive problems. As far as...
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    Landman

    Sure but the dorm scene was funny as shit, and we got story progression with Demi going full retard "you don't get high on gambling, youre fired!" We even got character development, with the second most hateable character on the show (the hot wife) actually having a moment where the audience...
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    Landman

    All his shows have the scrawny awkward guy who gets the chick way hotter than he would get in real life. It seems to be one of the handful of characters he reuses.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've probably said this before but I heard it once and it rings true. They don't play Enter Sandman 20 times a day for you, the lifelong classic rock aficionado, the guys who know the names of the drummers in each band and could tell you which year each album was released. They play it for...
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    Weed Culture

    After smoking pot for about 30 years I threw away all my paraphernalia and bought a pack of rolling papers. I've never looked back. Sometimes the old ways really are the best.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My rustle of the day Fucking Sensi-Temp
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    no shit. when I had my back injury & surgery a few years back, I got into the mode where if something fell on the floor I'd say out loud "well, thats gone forever" and move on. After my surgery and complete recovery it took me a little while to break the habit
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    Stranger Things

    I'm always up for watching a clip from Clerks but what the fuck are you talking about? The shoplifting that no one saw? I get that some people just need to argue with everything, and I'm not even criticizing that, but try to make sense
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    Stranger Things

    I'm not saying they were wrong to shoot the soldiers, not at all. I'm saying, in a show where every character agonizes over every decision with long teary heartfelt speeches, it doesnt make sense they're all like "yeah I can pull this trigger with no hesitation and lets never even discuss it"...
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    no there is not a simple threshold that defines the line, in part because these processes vary so much between different groups. its defined more by reproductive isolation: evidence that two populations are not interbreeding to any meaningful extent (little to no "gene flow" between them)...
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    Death of Robin Hood

    eh, "Old warrior protecting and training a daughter figure" isnt inherantly woke. Both Robin Hood and the girl appear to be white. Neither one appears to be gay or otherwise degenerate. It may turn out to be shit, but I call this progress in casting.
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    No one in actual biology has taken the "biological species concept" seriously for probably a hundred years. Sterile offspring doesnt factor into the distinction. Species are defined by genetic divergence plus reproductive isolation. Thats it. Dave Hillis is just doing some weird troll in that...
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    Stranger Things

    And there was never even any discussion about "maybe we shouldnt kill these people, who are just Americans doing their jobs and just trying to capture us, not kill us" No hesitation. These high school kids and a small town sheriff had no hesitation whatsoever about just murdering all of them...
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    Avengers: Doomsday (2025)

    youre right to call out that scene. it perfectly exemplifies why that director sucks so much. he turns everything he touches into a shitty modern cartoon. he takes world famous actors and million dollar special eeffects and produces a fucking childrens cartoon. it really just shows his...
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    Yes but the Hillis guy is explicitly rejecting the idea that genetic differences and reproductive isolation are enough to call it a different species. Hes literally doing the "if they can breed in a zoo theyre the same species" thing, embracing a strawman for some kind of shock value or something.
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    I dont exactly know where to put this, but this thread is where I generally put it when scientists say absolutely retarded things. https://whyevolutionistrue.com/2026/01/04/neanderthals-are-homo-sapiens/ A few thoughts. Buried deep in this reasoning is a recognition that the other races people...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I do blame them. I just blame the people who built them system, and the dumb shits who just happily went along with it, too.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yes, login.gov is where I saw this. Your explanation covers why it started, it doesnt begin to explain why a single person complied with this. Ranting again at the cunts who set it up and the cucks that complied - people who havent read or understood scifi shouldnt be allowed to make decisions...