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I was already toasting bagels, you don't need to convince me

You put cold cream cheese on your raw, cold bagel and just eat it? I knew we had some degenerates around here but this is crossing a line that shouldnt be crossed

What kind of fucking monster doesnt toast their bagel? I didnt even know that was a thing

Wax? leaf blowers? What the actual fuck? I feel like I'm being trolled Literally all you need is a chimney and a little paper. Put the paper under the chimney. Put the coals in the chimney. Light the paper, like with a match or lighter. Walk away. Its fire, it really doesnt require chemical...

Never touched lighter fluid once I got my chimney. Thats a mandatory piece of grilling equipment.

It goes without saying that smartphones ruined the internet. I've recently learned a new manmade horror brought to us by smartphone users. My wife does customer service at an investment bank, so she interacts with customers over details of website and app use. She informs me that a lot of...

I've never seen someone on FoH on their phone. If I did I'd be torn between wanting to go over and shake the hand of a fellow shitposter, or just call them a loser for doing it a smartphone instead of a Desktop Computer like the Good Lord intended.

I don't mind RDJ playing Doom, but having Tony Stark be Doom is fucking stupid. Doom has his own much more interesting backstory. I guess it was inevitable once they cast RDJ but its still fucking dumb as shit.

I've told this story before and will again and dont care I used to travel a fair amount, and I'd generally have a laptop with me. I was always annoyed that whenever I'd open my laptop motherfuckers would like lean over to see what I was doing on it. Interesting, I thought, that seems like a...

Personally I think a more likely path is complete elimination of that kind of jobs by replacing the jobs of the people they were managing. I mean whole industries operate without "supervisors" and "managers". Its not some essential function, its mostly a bandaid for employee quality But of...

Its funny I didnt even notice your typo cause my brain automatically corrected it to Highway To Heaven Now theres a show that could never, ever be released today. I don't just mean it wouldnt get greenlit or wouldnt get watched, I mean that shit would not be allowed anywhere outside of like...

Theres something wrong with some of you, the original was great. Hard to imagine they'll do it justice in a reboot but I'm encouraged how white and straight they all look. LHOTP was probably the last show I remember watching on TV where the dad was a figure the whole family respected. No way...

Interesting study, the article and headline completely miss the point, must be a day ending in Y https://www.newsmax.com/health/health-news/cooking-home-dementia/2026/04/13/id/1252768/ Heres the thing. What kind of ridiculous clown world lifestyle involves a person not cooking at least 1 meal...

We've created a system where corporations are required to increase profit margins every year, and everyone pretends thats reasonable and OK, then we sit around complaining that everything gets simultaneously worse and more expensive. I'm not saying youre wrong about Yum Brands, not at all...

I think its important to keep in mind that for run of the mill customer service AI isnt competing with a real person. Its competing with singsong bullshit you can somehow smell through the phone. For run of the mill customer interactions AI customer service is already much better than its...

From your tone I suspect you know this but its very unlikely your wife has ever had a non-frozen steak. Almost all meat is frozen between the producer and the consumer. People talking about "is that fresh or frozen" meat remind me of that video where the guy didnt realize eggs came from...

It really does say something about the intelligence of "UFO witnesses" that she felt it was useful to comment on that. I mean I bet she legitimately sat there thinking "look they're flying in a triangle formation, wow" Three objects

Its tragic how Hollywood has apparently just completely run out of white actresses.

It sure feels like that sometimes. Its just I keep finding a new scam around every corner, and everyone just standing around agreeing with it "oh yeah sure this is totally reasonable, just how the world works". Its like I knew the world was mostly scams and bullshit but the world just keeps...

What the fuck is that shit? What state charges several thousand dollars tax on a used car sale? Is this whole world just a crooked shithole where everyone just tries to scam everyone else 24-7?

Usually flat earth and fake moon landing guys are just "birds arent real" level trolling. But I'll admit I'm intrigued by this "there shouldnt be shadows on the dark side of the moon" thing. Tell me more!

https://gizmodo.com/cognitive-surrender-is-a-new-and-useful-term-for-how-ai-melts-brains-2000742595 bUt ItS No DiFfErEnT ThAn UsInG GoOgLe, they told me

https://www.psypost.org/ai-autocomplete-suggestions-covertly-change-how-users-think-about-important-topics/ Its weird to me that this article had to be written but here we are. Of course this is how the brain responds to autocomplete, its not even debatable. I mean thats why we all turn off...

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-engineered-a-plant-to-produce-5-different-psychedelics-at-once lmfao

Duh, why do you think its Asians that have spent so much time perfecting AI facial recognition?

We're about to process our first lambs for meat, but embarassed to say I have no experience cooking lamb. At 12-15$ a lb I never buy it but theyre almost free to raise, and about $2-4 per lb with final processing costs so now its affordable. That video looks great. People with more experience...

I'm liking your post because of our shared disdain for grits and candied yams Collard greens and kale are both great, though.

I know we're supposed to have some kind of reverence for southern or soul food but grits are bullshit. Its one of those bland, shitty, tasteless foods like rice. But rice you always eat with some flavorful main dish with tasty sauce that flavors the rice. Grits people eat just as grits...

Ah yes thats a novel and deep criticism of Christianity thats never come up before in its 2000+ year history.

Thats like the third video where I've seen Black Severus holding a gun and not once have they made him hold it in the culturally appropriate orientation. Get it together, AI

that contrast is hilarious. Harry shows up and he's obviously Harry. Then Hagrid. Then Ron. Character after character flashes past, each recognizable as themselves. You start to get a little glimpse of hope. Then BAM, brown Hermione, then BAM, black Snape. Gotcha! Whats telling is the...

I do recognize about 80% of the words in that post but thats about as far as I can get

I never understand this. In a world where we've all come to recognize that processed, industrialized food is all kinds of fucked up. People are still ingesting random powders for "health" or "fitness". I mean, why not just eat some eggs and chicken and stuff? Seriously.

Adebisi: What do you want for dinner, guys? Person 1: Chinese Person 2: Pizza Person 3: Burgers Adebisi: *brings back a sub* Why are you guys unhappy with this outcome?

And here you are advocating for a system designed to produce exactly that result. I continue to think we're facing some kind of language barrier in talking to you. It was probably a mistake, I guess LLR had it right.

You can't actually read, can you? For anyone who can read and is following along for some reason, the argument was that the winner is *nobody's* first choice. Anyone who can look at a system like that and say "yeah good idea" has to be clinically retarded. I was thinking about it and I think...

So good, so underrated. Every moment from start to finish is just an absolute acid trip. I can't think of a fantasy or sci fi novel that invented so much shit. The world he built is just nothing like anything else.

What, do you like fucking gun it at every light and then rage the rest of the world doesnt? Take a deep breath man. Half of them are delaying 2-3s cause theyre laughing at the guy who thinks hes in a race or something

You've been around forever, havent you? You don't remember when Araysar specifically confessed to it, and also to doing exactly the same thing with ImRichBitch before that? He messages older, no longer active members to get their info so he can post from their accounts for the lulz. He said...

I don't get the joke where people pretend not to notice that Foler is Araysar, even after they just happen to both go missing at the same moment. It feels like when people make a joke that refers to some show I never watched.