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  1. Hoss

    Dating

    Yeah, if there's any evidence, it will be on the PoF forums which appear to have been nuked years ago. We can argue about something else now. But I am still going to ask my wife if she remembers it since we met there.
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    Dating

    I feel like this will be the 3rd time I have mentioned that it wasn't obvious exactly what the setting did just from the description. It might have been something like "block people looking for hookups". Pretty sure it was a (or maybe THE) dev who outlined it on the forum and said they would...
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    Dating

    It's called bullying. We used to be a real country. No, it was real. This would have been over 15 years ago since I'm coming up on my 15th anniversary and I met my wife on PoF. I found the information on some PoF forums that I didn't even know existed until I googled the issue. I don't...
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    Dating

    my experience is that they don't tell the dudes. Also, If I'm remembering correctly, the girl didn't know what it did when she checked it. I only knew because I dug into some discussion forums.
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    Dating

    I don't think you appreciate how low Izo's standards are. Back in the day when I was on plentyoffish, I found out there was a setting a girl could choose that filtered out any dude who had ever searched for or viewed profiles of girls looking for short term relationships. I thought I was just...
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    Dating

    Don't you think it's more likely that there's something wrong with you than there being something wrong withe very woman in he world? You must be pretty bland. Is this a picture of you chatting up a girl? I don't say that to troll, but seriously it sounds like it might be a you problem...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I remember a local comedian saying the best part about dating a fat girl is, no matter where you grab, it's like grabbing a titty. Ya know, you can be doing em from behind, and try to reach around but your arms cant reach. Don't matter just grab a handful of arm and start playing with them.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Been a while since I went to Vegas, but when I did pretty much all of the casinos had non smoking sections. I smoke cigars. I remember being in the golden nugget chewing on a cigar at a table game. A woman sat down next to me and asked "You aren't going to smoke that are you"? Well, I...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    30 days ya say? Are you absolutely sure you're not just seeing periods? That's something you're going to have to deal with from any girl. Young girls don't know how to handle it yet and their shit fluctuates much more from month to month. Try carrying chocolates in your fanny pack and offer...
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    What tickles your pickle

    My favorite part was that it took over 1500 lines to make the second website say NO after the first one was used less than 80 lines to bitch about shitty website design.
  11. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    Even those of us who are in that demographic were obviously playing video games instead of getting in trouble.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    It's gotta be animated though without the narration of the action.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Just got this this morning. A revised version of A Parade of Horribles: Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 8 is now available, updating the audiobook’s final chapter. To access the updated version: 1. Delete the audiobook from your device 2. Re-download the audiobook
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Only 3 minutes? Carl's song was like 8 minutes long. What a ripoff.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I just finished with that karaoke scene as I got to work. I'm going to rewind and listen to it again when I get back in the truck. New Ear Worm Unlocked! Well, not really new, this song has been an ear worm before. But not like this.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    You'll win more than you lose if you always bet on people being stupid.
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    The D&D thread

    I fucking love rolling, that's why I do it. My last DM let us do 4 dice, drop the lowest and no stats could be under 10, I think. I actually didn't know about the no stats under 10 part so I had a couple of low ones until deep into the campaign. I once had someone who wanted me to do a point...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I just wanna say, I'm cool with the feet thing. This furry shit better not stick around. Also, isn't yiffing fucking in your fursuits?
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I'm on about the 3rd heat. People in the DCC discord were saying the audiobook had fucked up chapters or something and the sound started to skip. But other people were saying audible has fixed it. I haven't seen any of that, but if you do, delete the book and re-download it. Anyway, this...
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    Mugshawtys

    Yes bond is collateral that you get back when you appear on your date. Doesn't matter if you are found guilty or innocent. I never thought to wonder if you could use a CC, but probably not. But what happens 99% of the time is that you use a bail bondsman. You pay him 10% of the bond and...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Booooo Actually it doesnt really affect me. I always hated YouTube so i never watched those unless they were linked on this board.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    instructional cleaning videos try on haul
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Work forces me to do software updates on my computer as soon as they are released. I did one for dell Friday afternoon. This morning when I get to work my laptop gets a fatal error and has to be rebooted every 35 minutes. I've timed the last 3 and it's right around 35 minutes. It's one I've...
  24. Hoss

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Even if it was a rule, he's not a murderer until he's convicted. So far he's just a homicider.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Romans used rock salt, didn't they?
  26. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    You think that was a boyfriend? I woulda bet it was her actual dad because she's a spoiled brat.
  27. Hoss

    Izo's Hula Hoop Tribute Thread or IHHTT for short

    I'll have to try that IRL sometime. I was surprised how hot it was to watch a woman jump on a trampoline in person. So much hotter than seeing videos.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I expect floor 17 to be a wasteland when they arrive because everyone on floor 18 was told to run the gauntlet backwards down to 16 to hide from the worm.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    yeah it is supposedly one book that he broke into 2 parts. So I assume he is already hammering away. Since it stops at book 10 I also expect to get through multiple floors in this book. I don't think Carl is going to see all 18, but surely we're at least getting to the ascension games before...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Surefire way to fix any dashboard lights that shouldn't be on. Tell her you fixed it but don't tell her how.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This is how you deal with them in the future. Figure out a way to start billing them for being late. I'm not sure your relationship with them, but maybe stored materials, or overhead costs. Send them the bill and make it clear it's coming off the next invoice. Sending out bills for wasted...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Outlook sent me a reaction summary email. Jesus Tittyfucking christ how pathetic are people that they want or need a fucking summary of the reactions people have given them at work?
  33. Hoss

    Everquest Legends

    Sometimes when you pretend to be something for a long time, you really become that thing. But it only works for negative things. I pretended to be wealthy once and it didn't work.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I thought you were calling him al gore
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    Dating

    When we were married we both thought we were introverts. Years later she took a personality test from Jordon Petersen and found out she was an extrovert with lots of anxiety. I found out I was an introvert because she made me take the test too. Don't laugh, it's gotta be better than the...
  36. Hoss

    The Badlands Bakery owner in New Mexico needs your help

    I been busy man. I need to reload the pre-paid card with the fake name. But I need to know if the butthole pics are coming so I know how much to put on it.
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    Dating

    I remember my dad getting into an argument with my brother in law when he asked for permission to marry my sister. The argument was about going to college. He didn't require him to get a degree first, but he did call them both stupid for not even having plans to finish. In the end they both...
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    Dating

    Of all the stupid things you've said, this will be in contention for the stupidest. You're showering wrong if you're doing it for hours per day.
  39. Hoss

    Dating

    That's just for her special hole. The 20 dudes who have railed her ass don't count cause that's god's loophole. Neither do the 100's of dicks she's sucked.
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    All you need to know is that 6 million jews were concentrated to death in each of the 11 world wars. Oh yes and 1 Christian. 5,999,999 jews and one Christian in each war. That's why we are grape allies.