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I hope I'm the one who made you look. Because I looked up AC/DC and laughed. But jefferson starship doesn't really fit with the others. Weren't they always pop rock? Maybe Yacht Rock? I don't really know what yacht rock is but it's got a nice mouth feel.

I'm calling it now. Epic cliffanger on book 9 then book 10 is 1 chapter where carl and donut don't escape the epic cliffhanger. Of course, I thought they were going to die at the end of book 1 and pick a different person to follow going forward.

You mean classic light rock? I can't even tell if that was a retirement community or just a current day AC/DC concert.

I don't care how much trash they let me dump, I aint cruising with them or anyone else. pic unrelated

I hope the press does the one thing they're good at and makes this into a huge deal that finishes destroying the giants. I want the earth salted so nothing can grow for decades.

That's a new level of fuckery I've never seen.

Nope. I went to a bookstore and took pictures of the first 3 episodes. Bought the next 2 books but I still need go find the next 3.

Went to a titty bar yesterday for the first time in at least a decade. Wife knew about it. When I got home she had 20 questions. On the drive home I was preparing to convince her she needed to smell my dick to make sure I didn't mess around. It wasn't a fully formed plan but I didn't need...

I bet if we spoke dog, that little fucker was was calling the bully a giant pussy. I liked how the one the dude was handling was under control but still wanted the snack just as bad. I thought the same thing. Only 2 answers I can come up with are: There was an altercation and the woman...

That's the best representation I've ever seen for "The old hairy eyeball"

I heard about season 9 last week and how it was going to be on HBO. So I head over there and realize that somehow I completely missed season 8. I got some catching up to do.

he's only swiping right on half the girls? I never played this particular game, but I'm pretty sure he's doing it wrong. The most surprising number there is that 10k+ women viewed his profile while he's only viewed 2800. Maybe it's got something to do with girls having to make the first...

Makes sense. Bitches are more likely to change their politics for a guy. Most of them say they must match politically because they know deep down that's true. But when they meet the guy with 6 feet and 6 figures, that idealism shit goes out the window.

This past weekend I saw a lot of old people who were in wheel chairs and mobility scooters. My primary thought was about how much it would suck to be stuck sitting down all day. That was enough to motivate me to start exercising again. Well, probably. I'm still motivated, but we'll see if...

bro, the tourists aren't out driving with the school busses. Those are the working people. The tourists are still in bed sleeping off that legendary sedona night life.

I have 2 guesses. #1 is that red lights are their phone time and they're not giving that shit up no matter how loud you honk. #2 is that maybe there is a sign there that they see and you missed or forgot about. I recall an intersection when I was young that had no right on red signs and the...

Not saying she's not hot, but that's a rough looking 25 year old. I would have guessed late 30's and wouldn't have been surprised if she was in her 40's based on the photos.

I think you already know the answer to that.

I have a plan to fix pharma advertising. They're already required to list side effects in the ad. I think we should go one step further and require them to show people with the side effects. I don't think this will make pharma ads go away because those ads aren't about getting new customers...

With the tipping bullshit on POS devices these days, it's no longer quicker to pay with a credit card.

Butchers masquerade is still firmly #1 for me.

Yeah, if there's any evidence, it will be on the PoF forums which appear to have been nuked years ago. We can argue about something else now. But I am still going to ask my wife if she remembers it since we met there.

I feel like this will be the 3rd time I have mentioned that it wasn't obvious exactly what the setting did just from the description. It might have been something like "block people looking for hookups". Pretty sure it was a (or maybe THE) dev who outlined it on the forum and said they would...

It's called bullying. We used to be a real country. No, it was real. This would have been over 15 years ago since I'm coming up on my 15th anniversary and I met my wife on PoF. I found the information on some PoF forums that I didn't even know existed until I googled the issue. I don't...

my experience is that they don't tell the dudes. Also, If I'm remembering correctly, the girl didn't know what it did when she checked it. I only knew because I dug into some discussion forums.

I don't think you appreciate how low Izo's standards are. Back in the day when I was on plentyoffish, I found out there was a setting a girl could choose that filtered out any dude who had ever searched for or viewed profiles of girls looking for short term relationships. I thought I was just...

Don't you think it's more likely that there's something wrong with you than there being something wrong withe very woman in he world? You must be pretty bland. Is this a picture of you chatting up a girl? I don't say that to troll, but seriously it sounds like it might be a you problem...

I remember a local comedian saying the best part about dating a fat girl is, no matter where you grab, it's like grabbing a titty. Ya know, you can be doing em from behind, and try to reach around but your arms cant reach. Don't matter just grab a handful of arm and start playing with them.

Been a while since I went to Vegas, but when I did pretty much all of the casinos had non smoking sections. I smoke cigars. I remember being in the golden nugget chewing on a cigar at a table game. A woman sat down next to me and asked "You aren't going to smoke that are you"? Well, I...

30 days ya say? Are you absolutely sure you're not just seeing periods? That's something you're going to have to deal with from any girl. Young girls don't know how to handle it yet and their shit fluctuates much more from month to month. Try carrying chocolates in your fanny pack and offer...

My favorite part was that it took over 1500 lines to make the second website say NO after the first one used less than 80 lines to bitch about shitty website design.

Even those of us who are in that demographic were obviously playing video games instead of getting in trouble.

It's gotta be animated though without the narration of the action.

Just got this this morning. A revised version of A Parade of Horribles: Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 8 is now available, updating the audiobook’s final chapter. To access the updated version: 1. Delete the audiobook from your device 2. Re-download the audiobook

Only 3 minutes? Carl's song was like 8 minutes long. What a ripoff.

I just finished with that karaoke scene as I got to work. I'm going to rewind and listen to it again when I get back in the truck. New Ear Worm Unlocked! Well, not really new, this song has been an ear worm before. But not like this.

You'll win more than you lose if you always bet on people being stupid.

I fucking love rolling, that's why I do it. My last DM let us do 4 dice, drop the lowest and no stats could be under 10, I think. I actually didn't know about the no stats under 10 part so I had a couple of low ones until deep into the campaign. I once had someone who wanted me to do a point...

I just wanna say, I'm cool with the feet thing. This furry shit better not stick around. Also, isn't yiffing fucking in your fursuits?

I'm on about the 3rd heat. People in the DCC discord were saying the audiobook had fucked up chapters or something and the sound started to skip. But other people were saying audible has fixed it. I haven't seen any of that, but if you do, delete the book and re-download it. Anyway, this...