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I haven't looked for a job in a while, but I wonder if AI could write my resume in such a way as to ensure the AI reviewing them on the other side would automatically forward it on to the next level. Either by formatting it and using keywords, or maybe it can just add a command line other AI...

That article ignores that the lawyer said the NFLPA was the next step. I have to assume he's appealed to them already.

That is horrible. I hope Caitlin got a foul for being mean to that girl. I don't give a fuck about any basketball much less girls bball. But if I owned that team I'd just hire 4 body guards to defend her on the court. Basketball skills aren't important, you can pick that up. I just need to...

What do you mean back then? You're going to tell me you were a boy in the 80s and 90s and never killed a single cat? Bullshit. You must have been the biggest faggot in the country. Pic unrelated. Reportedly an ad from the AMA magazine.

What do y'all think of the theory that Also is anyone else reading the chapters as they drop on patreon? If you want spoilers from the prologue lemme know. A couple of interesting things happened.

Why is baby warbirton doing all this DCC stuff? Is he going to play Carl in the live action series?

I assume that was the main thrust of his "gambling rehab for celebrities. " Gambling is bad. Mkay? Don't do gambling, mkay? Now here's a 100 page power point on how to hide it better and what each of you individually did wrong.

It would make sense for sports books to want to know if an athlete or coach was making bets. But they probably don't care until they start betting on their own team to either lose or not cover a spread.

Well according to foggy it's an omniscient god who has a deal to narc on them.

One of the best UCB skits. I laughed harder at this one but ass pennies aged better.

It was off the top of my head. Cincinatti covered up soresbys gambling for 2 years. Don't act like UT couldn't have done an even better job.

I think the only correct thing here is that it would never happen at UT. Arch might be betting but UT has the stroke to keep it from being a story or getting sanctioned. Ricky Williams was constantly high while at school and caught many times. Whatever happened to Vince young. Not sure...

No supplemental draft for soresby https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49155214/no-2026-supplemental-draft-brendan-sorsby-nfl-path-paused

If you don't like your fortune that's what your supposed to do to keep it from coming true. Well, eat the whole thing. You might be fucked if you only ate half.

I read it that way too. But I knew what he meant because I've always been into cougars.

Did you know women die immediately after being raped? Well, all the ones I raped did. Kind of a darker version of the chickens die after sex joke.

Has the FIFA world cup always been during pride month? Because this doesn't seem like a coincidence.

Is that a real song? I only heard it in the book series everybody loves large chests.

Wasn't that a time jump to before he got hurt and put in the wheelchair? How is that a problem? I don't think canonically he needed to be born in a wheelchair.

You were getting your ass kicked by the time he landed any elbows anywhere near the back of your head. So what exactly are you saying? You knew the illegal elbows were coming and that's why you lost?

One of the reasons I've started answering in italian. "Bobbita Boopi" But most of the time I answer and hang up so they don't leave a fucking 4 second empty voicemail that AT&T can't just delete automatically for some reason.

The flat earthers who think it's spinning technically believe the world is shaped like a bowl.

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Isn't the matron a god? There's your celestial help. Also, isn't that what the hand and eye of vecna are for?

I liked Manny in pretty much everything I've seen him in.

I get packages delivered all around my house. If they don't take a picture, it's an easter egg hunt every time I get something. Most of the time packages get delivered to the front door or to a box we setup under the carport specifically for packages. Once in a while people put them inside...

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7367629/2026/06/17/brendan-sorsby-texas-tech-stopped-fight-nfl/ That sorseby guy declared for the supplemental draft. It's funny, for a guy recovering from a gambling addiction this whole thing sure seemed like a big gamble. Lets see who wants him...

Just got a new form of robot scam call. I answer the phone and it starts hacking up a lung, then says, sorry about that, allergies. I mean it was disgusting sounding. Snorting and hacking and blowing. I was like cool. I don't talk to clankers, say hot dog to prove you're a real person...

Good catch. Then maybe they just had a thing for husky mixes because that's definitely a husky mix too. Looks like it's more of a husky / shepherd.

Isn't it punishment enough that they're losing a beloved member of the family? And also the chew toy that took 9 months for amazon to deliver. But for real, blunt force trauma from a dog attack? So the dog supposedly attacked the kid and he just got some abrasions and bruises? That sounds...

Is vecna the whispered one? I knew I was supposed to recognize him.

They announced they were skipping season 3 and going straight into season 4. Once season 4 drops, the season 3 episodes will be available through microtransactions one scene at a time. This was all explained in the pictures kaji took.

Can you imagine Tank Abbot bitching about illegal hits? IIRC he was one of the people who got punched in the dick and doubled over.

Just watched the match. Great card. I hate to see lewis get his ass beat like that. Maybe he should have retired after "My balls was hot" But what I hate more is seeing faggots bitch about normal and common strikes. White belts learn to elbow the back of the head. I should pop in tapes of...

It used to be an insult to say someone went to clown college. Now I see that would be a wise choice that prepared you for the real world.

That was mostly bob costas and he wasn't on a knee, he's just that short.

Sounds like you didn't watch academy or discovery.

Most of those look like complete garbage. Football, Landman, then it's all trash until #19. Speaking of buffy, I finally watched firefly. Fuck that was really getting good, but at least the movie gave us a decent ending.

I always put people I don't respect on speaker. Perhaps that's what's happening to you? But TBH, that doesn't seem to be enough any more. Lately I've been taking the call into the bathroom and repeatedly flushing the toilet.

The fucking retards they have now would probably recast captain kirk as a black lesbian, spock as a fat faggot, and have wil wheaton play checkov. Then put them all on enterpise G and ignore everything that came before.