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The flat earthers who think it's spinning technically believe the world is shaped like a bowl.

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Isn't the matron a god? There's your celestial help. Also, isn't that what the hand and eye of vecna are for?

I liked Manny in pretty much everything I've seen him in.

I get packages delivered all around my house. If they don't take a picture, it's an easter egg hunt every time I get something. Most of the time packages get delivered to the front door or to a box we setup under the carport specifically for packages. Once in a while people put them inside...

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7367629/2026/06/17/brendan-sorsby-texas-tech-stopped-fight-nfl/ That sorseby guy declared for the supplemental draft. It's funny, for a guy recovering from a gambling addiction this whole thing sure seemed like a big gamble. Lets see who wants him...

Just got a new form of robot scam call. I answer the phone and it starts hacking up a lung, then says, sorry about that, allergies. I mean it was disgusting sounding. Snorting and hacking and blowing. I was like cool. I don't talk to clankers, say hot dog to prove you're a real person...

Good catch. Then maybe they just had a thing for husky mixes because that's definitely a husky mix too. Looks like it's more of a husky / shepherd.

Isn't it punishment enough that they're losing a beloved member of the family? And also the chew toy that took 9 months for amazon to deliver. But for real, blunt force trauma from a dog attack? So the dog supposedly attacked the kid and he just got some abrasions and bruises? That sounds...

Is vecna the whispered one? I knew I was supposed to recognize him.

They announced they were skipping season 3 and going straight into season 4. Once season 4 drops, the season 3 episodes will be available through microtransactions one scene at a time. This was all explained in the pictures kaji took.

Can you imagine Tank Abbot bitching about illegal hits? IIRC he was one of the people who got punched in the dick and doubled over.

Just watched the match. Great card. I hate to see lewis get his ass beat like that. Maybe he should have retired after "My balls was hot" But what I hate more is seeing faggots bitch about normal and common strikes. White belts learn to elbow the back of the head. I should pop in tapes of...

It used to be an insult to say someone went to clown college. Now I see that would be a wise choice that prepared you for the real world.

That was mostly bob costas and he wasn't on a knee, he's just that short.

Sounds like you didn't watch academy or discovery.

Most of those look like complete garbage. Football, Landman, then it's all trash until #19. Speaking of buffy, I finally watched firefly. Fuck that was really getting good, but at least the movie gave us a decent ending.

I always put people I don't respect on speaker. Perhaps that's what's happening to you? But TBH, that doesn't seem to be enough any more. Lately I've been taking the call into the bathroom and repeatedly flushing the toilet.

The fucking retards they have now would probably recast captain kirk as a black lesbian, spock as a fat faggot, and have wil wheaton play checkov. Then put them all on enterpise G and ignore everything that came before.

I don't understand. The atomic testing museum has a fallout exhibit? Or was this from the pinball museum?

I can't believe you didn't ask for nudes of the ex.

We have 4 dogs, 2 cats, and we both hate cleaning. That motherfucker was fuzzy. The rest of the story probably belongs in the "My Wife is Awesome Thread". Once she saw I wasn't bleeding and just really pissed off, she immediately cleaned it up and gave me her steak. I didn't ask her to, I...

This gif reminded me of dinner last night. Had a big ole steak and baked potatoe (something I don't do often) on a plate. I was carrying it to the table and I still don't know what happened but I fucking dropped it. It landed steak down on the dirty ass floor and it broke my favorite plate...

That's not what I asked. How the fuck does that keep you from breaking 20 laws a day? If you're going to just stop breaking the law you would need to know every damn law that applies to you. Not just where they might come from. The thing you were responding to in rajah's post was...

quick, give me an itemized list of every law you are subject to right now. In whatever state/county/city/HOA you're currently in when you read this message. Don't cheat and look it up, just rattle them all off from memory.

I used to get that sometimes. I think the page didn't load all the way. Either that or you were put on the discouraged user list.

Dude, don't reward low effort trolls. I understand you like getting bated but make them work for it.

yeah it's basically game of thrones with cats instead of dragons. You can skip it.

The greatest thing about any work of art is that it doesn't matter what the artist intended. You can see whatever you want to see in it.

I'm changing my answer. Since I discovered audio books my favorite reading chair is the driver's seat of my truck.

What does that mean? You were born from 2 faggots? Wouldn't that make you the boiled frog? I saw the whole penis parade as a gay story line. Remember the cum closet when Carl was told to come out limping because he had a reputation to protect? I guess the carl's little piggy snick was a...

I probably said this before. But I once had an ultrasound done at the local hospital. I have a high deductible plan so I paid for the entire thing before the procedure. A few weeks later they tried to collect 'the rest of the money' from me because the insurance said I owed more. Got to...

Most male strippers IRL are gay too. So that shouldn't have been a surprise.

Richard Ayoade is still my pick for Dr. Laurie would be too much like capaldi.

Except that it is an option. You can tell it's an option because it's the one men take most often. Especially now that you can just shit in a box.

I wonder how often chubby chasers get their number and there's a hilarious misunderstanding.

Also, I thought the end was funny given how mantaurs are described.

My job has it too. I don't know if any of it is paid by the company, but I took a good look when they first offered it and it wasn't worth it.

Weird. I would assume whoever shorted you had stolen the extras. Maybe they were going to take the extras at the end of the shift.

Took me way too long to remember what the current indiana football club was. My only defense is that in my head I still call them the baltimore colts.