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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Our histamine system was designed to fight parasites and it only causes allergies because it's got nothing else to do. Give your kid worms to teach the histamine system what it's supposed to do.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I use Carl or Coral if they bitch about carl
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    They can create dead zones, but only if the AI allows it. Remember when growler gary walked into the supposed dead zone oren had created? The dead zones only exist as a courtesy from the AI. It seems like her bigger part is in the ascendency. It's obvious the ascendency is going to have a...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    His stuff will work in the dungeon's enhancement zone, wont it? The goddess of chaos showing up at the gas station shows the enhancement zone is expanding.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Oh, I'm not forgetting it. I'm very much looking forward to the sexy scolopendra cosplay. But you make a good point. It may lead to the final fight being a crazy love scorned bitch. Wait, he did? Remind me how that happened. I need to get the pdf of this book so I can look shit like that up.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I think you left out shi maria.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I convinced my wife the scavenger's daughter back patch is an allegory for a nutsack. When we get full we need to release or we get soul poisoning.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I thought he used it against kepri when he activated run little gunter run. He was immortal at the time so it would have been a good opportunity. But since he didn't, i suspect something will happen that will eject everything from everybodies inventory.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    At home Vajankle mold kits. First you make a mold of her ankle ... You know what? Y'all aint ready for this.
  13. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I hope I'm the one who made you look. Because I looked up AC/DC and laughed. But jefferson starship doesn't really fit with the others. Weren't they always pop rock? Maybe Yacht Rock? I don't really know what yacht rock is but it's got a nice mouth feel.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I'm calling it now. Epic cliffanger on book 9 then book 10 is 1 chapter where carl and donut don't escape the epic cliffhanger. Of course, I thought they were going to die at the end of book 1 and pick a different person to follow going forward.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    You mean classic light rock? I can't even tell if that was a retirement community or just a current day AC/DC concert.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I don't care how much trash they let me dump, I aint cruising with them or anyone else. pic unrelated
  17. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I hope the press does the one thing they're good at and makes this into a huge deal that finishes destroying the giants. I want the earth salted so nothing can grow for decades.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That's a new level of fuckery I've never seen.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Nope. I went to a bookstore and took pictures of the first 3 episodes. Bought the next 2 books but I still need go find the next 3.
  20. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Went to a titty bar yesterday for the first time in at least a decade. Wife knew about it. When I got home she had 20 questions. On the drive home I was preparing to convince her she needed to smell my dick to make sure I didn't mess around. It wasn't a fully formed plan but I didn't need...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I bet if we spoke dog, that little fucker was was calling the bully a giant pussy. I liked how the one the dude was handling was under control but still wanted the snack just as bad. I thought the same thing. Only 2 answers I can come up with are: There was an altercation and the woman...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's the best representation I've ever seen for "The old hairy eyeball"
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    Rick and Morty

    I heard about season 9 last week and how it was going to be on HBO. So I head over there and realize that somehow I completely missed season 8. I got some catching up to do.
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    Dating

    he's only swiping right on half the girls? I never played this particular game, but I'm pretty sure he's doing it wrong. The most surprising number there is that 10k+ women viewed his profile while he's only viewed 2800. Maybe it's got something to do with girls having to make the first...
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    Dating

    Makes sense. Bitches are more likely to change their politics for a guy. Most of them say they must match politically because they know deep down that's true. But when they meet the guy with 6 feet and 6 figures, that idealism shit goes out the window.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    This past weekend I saw a lot of old people who were in wheel chairs and mobility scooters. My primary thought was about how much it would suck to be stuck sitting down all day. That was enough to motivate me to start exercising again. Well, probably. I'm still motivated, but we'll see if...
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    bro, the tourists aren't out driving with the school busses. Those are the working people. The tourists are still in bed sleeping off that legendary sedona night life.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have 2 guesses. #1 is that red lights are their phone time and they're not giving that shit up no matter how loud you honk. #2 is that maybe there is a sign there that they see and you missed or forgot about. I recall an intersection when I was young that had no right on red signs and the...
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    Mugshawtys

    Not saying she's not hot, but that's a rough looking 25 year old. I would have guessed late 30's and wouldn't have been surprised if she was in her 40's based on the photos.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I think you already know the answer to that.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I have a plan to fix pharma advertising. They're already required to list side effects in the ad. I think we should go one step further and require them to show people with the side effects. I don't think this will make pharma ads go away because those ads aren't about getting new customers...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    With the tipping bullshit on POS devices these days, it's no longer quicker to pay with a credit card.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Butchers masquerade is still firmly #1 for me.
  34. Hoss

    Dating

    Yeah, if there's any evidence, it will be on the PoF forums which appear to have been nuked years ago. We can argue about something else now. But I am still going to ask my wife if she remembers it since we met there.
  35. Hoss

    Dating

    I feel like this will be the 3rd time I have mentioned that it wasn't obvious exactly what the setting did just from the description. It might have been something like "block people looking for hookups". Pretty sure it was a (or maybe THE) dev who outlined it on the forum and said they would...
  36. Hoss

    Dating

    It's called bullying. We used to be a real country. No, it was real. This would have been over 15 years ago since I'm coming up on my 15th anniversary and I met my wife on PoF. I found the information on some PoF forums that I didn't even know existed until I googled the issue. I don't...
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    Dating

    my experience is that they don't tell the dudes. Also, If I'm remembering correctly, the girl didn't know what it did when she checked it. I only knew because I dug into some discussion forums.
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    Dating

    I don't think you appreciate how low Izo's standards are. Back in the day when I was on plentyoffish, I found out there was a setting a girl could choose that filtered out any dude who had ever searched for or viewed profiles of girls looking for short term relationships. I thought I was just...
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    Dating

    Don't you think it's more likely that there's something wrong with you than there being something wrong withe very woman in he world? You must be pretty bland. Is this a picture of you chatting up a girl? I don't say that to troll, but seriously it sounds like it might be a you problem...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I remember a local comedian saying the best part about dating a fat girl is, no matter where you grab, it's like grabbing a titty. Ya know, you can be doing em from behind, and try to reach around but your arms cant reach. Don't matter just grab a handful of arm and start playing with them.