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So you've never had sex? That explains a lot.

The later ones looked like something you use to shock someone to restart their heart.

And often broken. Like the Atari controllers.

Man, my kids still read books by the light of the Christmas tree. I did it, too. I knew someone with a Colecovision. We mocked them.

How many here are old enough to remember all these systems?

I guess?

What will make tomorrow different from every other day of your life? :)

You should allow her either rear view mirrors, or the ability to turn around and look before backing up. You're not being fair.

A cell phone app that turns Selena Gomez songs into fart noises. What an improvement.

Pretty sure this is a repost, don't even care. Makes me laugh every time.

Why are shoes falling off so funny?

You AssHat! :emoji_sweat_smile:

That Canada/Slovakia game was so much closer than it should have been. Canada looked wicked rusty. Their power play was non existent, their neutral zone play was terrible. When they were in the offensive zone the looked good, but they just didn't go to the net often enough. What the heck? They...

Doesn't seem sporting. Would be tasty, though!

I have some knowledge and experience with drugs, and yes it is a big deal to do a little coke every 4-6 weeks. Start there. Fix that about yourself first, then go to work on everything else.

"A bit of coke" and "not a big deal" don't belong together in any paragraph. Well, cat's out of the bag now, what are the two biggest red flags? And why are you self destructive?

Then I revise my statement: Stop surrounding yourself with other drug users. Get clean, and become a human being.