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my experience is that they don't tell the dudes. Also, If I'm remembering correctly, the girl didn't know what it did when she checked it. I only knew because I dug into some discussion forums.

I don't think you appreciate how low Izo's standards are. Back in the day when I was on plentyoffish, I found out there was a setting a girl could choose that filtered out any dude who had ever searched for or viewed profiles of girls looking for short term relationships. I thought I was just...

Don't you think it's more likely that there's something wrong with you than there being something wrong withe very woman in he world? You must be pretty bland. Is this a picture of you chatting up a girl? I don't say that to troll, but seriously it sounds like it might be a you problem...

I remember a local comedian saying the best part about dating a fat girl is, no matter where you grab, it's like grabbing a titty. Ya know, you can be doing em from behind, and try to reach around but your arms cant reach. Don't matter just grab a handful of arm and start playing with them.

Been a while since I went to Vegas, but when I did pretty much all of the casinos had non smoking sections. I smoke cigars. I remember being in the golden nugget chewing on a cigar at a table game. A woman sat down next to me and asked "You aren't going to smoke that are you"? Well, I...

30 days ya say? Are you absolutely sure you're not just seeing periods? That's something you're going to have to deal with from any girl. Young girls don't know how to handle it yet and their shit fluctuates much more from month to month. Try carrying chocolates in your fanny pack and offer...

My favorite part was that it took over 1500 lines to make the second website say NO after the first one used less than 80 lines to bitch about shitty website design.

Even those of us who are in that demographic were obviously playing video games instead of getting in trouble.

It's gotta be animated though without the narration of the action.

Just got this this morning. A revised version of A Parade of Horribles: Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 8 is now available, updating the audiobook’s final chapter. To access the updated version: 1. Delete the audiobook from your device 2. Re-download the audiobook

Only 3 minutes? Carl's song was like 8 minutes long. What a ripoff.

I just finished with that karaoke scene as I got to work. I'm going to rewind and listen to it again when I get back in the truck. New Ear Worm Unlocked! Well, not really new, this song has been an ear worm before. But not like this.

You'll win more than you lose if you always bet on people being stupid.

I fucking love rolling, that's why I do it. My last DM let us do 4 dice, drop the lowest and no stats could be under 10, I think. I actually didn't know about the no stats under 10 part so I had a couple of low ones until deep into the campaign. I once had someone who wanted me to do a point...

I just wanna say, I'm cool with the feet thing. This furry shit better not stick around. Also, isn't yiffing fucking in your fursuits?

I'm on about the 3rd heat. People in the DCC discord were saying the audiobook had fucked up chapters or something and the sound started to skip. But other people were saying audible has fixed it. I haven't seen any of that, but if you do, delete the book and re-download it. Anyway, this...

Yes bond is collateral that you get back when you appear on your date. Doesn't matter if you are found guilty or innocent. I never thought to wonder if you could use a CC, but probably not. But what happens 99% of the time is that you use a bail bondsman. You pay him 10% of the bond and...

Booooo Actually it doesnt really affect me. I always hated YouTube so i never watched those unless they were linked on this board.

instructional cleaning videos try on haul

Work forces me to do software updates on my computer as soon as they are released. I did one for dell Friday afternoon. This morning when I get to work my laptop gets a fatal error and has to be rebooted every 35 minutes. I've timed the last 3 and it's right around 35 minutes. It's one I've...

Even if it was a rule, he's not a murderer until he's convicted. So far he's just a homicider.

Romans used rock salt, didn't they?