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You're witnessing mentally-handicapped shenanigans at their finest here, man.

Yes, having a female wife, and liking having sex with her clearly makes me a fgt. You're not even making sense.

My youngest son. How do you want to die?

But I don't. I have no interest in having sex with Vanessa. You, on the other hand, clearly want to blow that dick after it rams your own ass. Could you explain that?

Shut up, man. It isn't like I know she likes having her nipples flicked while riding me like a stallion...

You are exactly as retarded as how often you respond to posts of this sort. If you can't take ribbing on an online forum, you should probably just log off the internet forever. However, I'm really enjoying your very tough guy routine. Let's meet at the FOHcon. You can do all those things to me...

That's not hate. That's truth.

Subway has premade shit?

I don't understand why people spend time on hate.

Just to be sure, we need to see pictures of her butthole.

That's not bad...

I have five kids. Every one of them has something happening tonight. Couple of hockey games, soccer game, orchestra concert, and a piano recital. How the hell do we choose? Certainly one of us will be at the piano recital, as one of the kids is doing solo work. The orchestra concert seems the...

Jebus on toast, guys. Way to make a dude insecure. Noodle, she's not cheating. Women go through massive shifts in their sexual cycles. It happens. Who knows what is at the root of this? Enjoy the sex.

She does, doesn't she?

They have done a really nice job with their shrubs.

No she's not. Don't be a dick.

@Vanessa does this seem correct?

I'm entirely happy and satisfied with my wife. Sorry you have to project. I'm sure you can find someone to ram your ass, though. Keep trying. You're special!

The Jimmy John's closest to me closed because it was terrible. Their bread was always hard. Their tomatoes were always mush. Nothing was good.

I gotta tell you guys, even though I fear judgement, I eat at Subway about twice a month. It's right next to the rink, and when the kids are done with hockey, it's an easy meal. We all have our favourites. The bread is no where near as bad as you guys are saying. Compare Subway's bread to...

When Foler is your bro, you know there's trouble.

I've never seen you before. But enjoy yourself getting shut down by Vanessa.

I'm in day two of a migraine. Fuck everything.

Hey Jasker,

Look in the mirror and see if this resonates:

Yikes. There is so much wrong with that. I don't think I could live with the plumbing, I'd constantly be worrying it would leak. I surely couldn't get into that shower every day and look at that tile work. And with all those uneven seams I'd worry about water getting behind the tiles every time...

Upload the video, I promise we'll be objective. And get about 600 USD ready.

You guys should get some breckfast.

Jeeze. Shut up guys.

Anderson: allowed 9 goals in 4 periods. Yes, let's keep him in net when we have a superb back-up goalie. Toronto: Disappointing fans for 52 years.

Bitches are more aware of caulk issues than you give them credit for. In all seriousness, if the agent can say "no caulk and no mildew" about all your bathroom fixtures, it helps a lot.

But they are easy to clean, never leak, and stay pristine forever. And I don't think they're so ugly. I'm going to soon to my master bath over. It has a big shower, I'm going to open the wall to get a one piece shower stall in there, too. It's totally worth it. And when you want to resell the...