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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'll take "Things that never happeed" for $500, Alex.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    He'd probably be happy with a handy in your back seat behind the dumpster.
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    Home Improvement

    I already harvested all the tiles I can from other places where I'm moving things. Not enough to cover it because the new pantry is not as deep, but much wider. No whole tiles under there to take up. I did take them up from under the newly located stove and dishwasher, though.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    And this right here is a sticking point. It's the same issue with gay folks - they didn't ask to be born that way, but they are what they are, just as you are what you are. There are certain (idiotic) people who simply believe that everyone who has a sexuality that is different from theirs is...
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Montreal shit the bed tonight. They need every point to make the playoffs, but at this point I'm guessing they aren't going to make it.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shouldn't have started with midget/horse porn.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home Improvement

    Whoever did that needs to be slapped. I'm going to get it all ready to go and lay the tiles in place and I'll post pictures. Also, this:
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'm in a bit of a pickle. In my continuing kitchen renovation I removed the original pantry to change the traffic flow. I built a new pantry around the fridge, which is three times the size, and makes better use of space. However, the original pantry didn't have tile under it, so I have to...
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    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    It got a lot more interesting right at the end there.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Parent Thread

    Nearly three. With pretty high language skills. It might not be for everyone, but even if that doesn't do it, I have found that adding ceremony helps with this kind of thing. With most parenting things, to be honest.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Okay, I just bitched about Montreal, and their game is not over tonight, but Carey Price is A FUCKING BEAST. This is unreal. Every save is a highlight reel save. He's so much fun to watch.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    She is ridiculously hot.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Aston Martin. I love their designs. What's your absolute favourite meal?
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    Parent Thread

    We actually did a little ceremony for each of the kids. They took all their pacifiers, held them tight for a moment, and then put them in the trash. We talked about it for two weeks prior to it happening. Once that happened, there was a pretty smooth transition to no more pacifiers. Sounds...
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    WTF is up with Montreal? They're currently out of playoff contention. They've had a mostly decent season, but they just can't seem to connect in the front three on any line.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm 45 and haven't had ball enlargement. What should I expect for the future?
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    How much money do you make?

    Okay. I'm going to let professionals take a look at my calculations to make sure I'm not violating any laws in a volatile trade situation right now. That's not a waste of money, by the way.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How's your penis?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Nobody cares about a car you don't own.
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    How much money do you make?

    I do business on three continents. Does that warrant having a professional look at them?
  25. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    So in a related to this thread question, how many people hire out their taxes? How many do their taxes themselves? It seems the higher the income the more likely it is someone else does their taxes. I do my own, but send them to my lawyer to finalize them. Where does that put me on the scale?
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    Home Improvement

    It'd be way more expensive and likely not look as good. Get pressure treated wood, and have someone who isn't an idiot build it. The top decorative part isn't under any pressure, so warping should be at a minimum if you get good lumber.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    How much money do you make?

    @Vanessa check this out.
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    How much money do you make?

    I hear this and understand it. Home owning is not for everyone. One example I like to give to people are former neighbours of mine (different city from where I live now). They bought their house, but didn't do any maintenance themselves. Anything they needed to do they saved up for and hired it...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The closest I get to fast food fish is fish and chips in a sit down place.