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Had to open the wall. It fit through the front door and up the stairs, but had to open the bathroom wall to get it in there. Not a big deal, a little drywall work in order to never have caulking in the shower? Easy trade off.

What in the mother fucker? Please, Toronto, get Anderson out of the net. For fuck sake, he's let in something like 7 goals in 4 periods. He's damaged in some way. Blowing a 2-0 lead in 9 minutes. Toronto HAS to win this game. I'll say it again: as long as Anderson is the main net minder...

That's why you spend the money and get one of these one-piece things.

Like I said, yearly work with silicone. Pain. In. The. Ass.

*must not make inappropriate joke, must not make inappropriate joke....

No. I don't believe I'm capable of killing a person. What's the weirdest place you've ever jerked off?

Yeah, I'd be furious with that. To the point of taking it out and redoing it. That's crap. You're going to spend time ripping out and applying new silicone every year to prevent leaking and mildew issues. But please post a wider angle picture. Maybe we're over reacting.

What is that from?

Montreal got shit done tonight, but they're still chasing the last playoff spot. I'd like to see them get the chance in the playoffs.

Does she have a good looking friend she's really close to? Now may be the time...

Don't you work from home?

Why am I laughing so much at this? It's funny.

Fuck fuckity fuck. Toronto won't win with Anderson. Ever. What a waste. They outplayed the Rangers like crazy. Anderson couldn't handle the few shots he got.

Show her your watches. That's sure to do it.

Toronto is not going to win anything with Anderson in goal. Holy shit, keep the shots to four in the second period, but then he lets on in 19 seconds in the third. What in the actual fuck? Toronto is playing so much better than the Rangers, but they're losing by one because of Anderson. And now...

An upset faggot, though.

mcdj22 seems upset.

He's also alleging that a woman has touched his penis. The story gets pretty thin when you think about it.

And now I'll take "Things that didn't happen for $2,000, Alex."

I don't wear a watch because I find it uncomfortable while I play the piano. I used to have a pocket watch that I carried faithfully. It belonged to my grandfather. I still have it, and wind it faithfully, but no longer carry it.

I don't own luxury vehicles, and I don't feel the need to bolster myself with stupidly expensive watches, either. But as you can't afford either, and brag about things on a forum to make yourself feel better, I think you're the one that should feel bad.

35% off stupid prices is still stupid.

Smart people don't pay those prices.

No, I don't like twinks. I prefer Moon Pies.

Damn, the guy you chose to pretend to be is hairy.

Seriously, when people call and try to sell you something, tell them your high school kids are selling magazine subscriptions, and you'd appreciate them buying some. You've never seen a sales person try to get off the phone so fast.

Nice.

Toronto finally wins. Against Buffalo.

Well, now I'm rustled.

Totally allowed, but still fair game to ask "what in the actual fuck?"

Are you wondering if it's okay to ask your customer's daughter to do this?