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Don't be too hard on him, how could he possibly have seen anything like this coming?

Just down the street from me a place just sold. 4 bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths, 2400 square feet, 1/2 acre. Sold for $190,000. Property taxes listed as $1,090. $70K salary here gets you a lot of house and all that.

I use the ear buds, not the airpods, when I'm doing yard work and such. Ear buds in, hearing protection on, and with the wired ones I can control volume, pause it, and all that. Sound quality isn't great, but I've got a lawn mower, or a planer, or a router, or a tractor, or some such shit...

I would do the same, even though our combined income would put us higher than that. I'm content just to be middle. Whatever. I live in a 1977 house that I've been renovating myself because it was a shit hole. I live in the midwest in one of the most affordable places around. I could have an...

We have no debt, and it's amazing how little you can live on without any debt. Own your home and vehicles and monthly costs are very low. We're putting a metric fucktonne of money away right now, while still living a decent lifestyle with kids. Plenty of travel, plenty of fun. Once you own your...

3. Every one of my kids chose it without prompting for their teams. They're all 3. It's awesome. You get a free ride into space on a prototype space craft. Do you take it?

Lion. even a baby elephant is too big to take anywhere easily. Would you ever want to be President of the US?

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Once again, I think Brutul is right, but if he's wrong I never agreed with him.

I agree with Brutul. Shouldn't be a problem. Edit: But if you do it, and it doesn't work, it's totally Brutul's fault.

My oldest are 18, my youngest is 10. I'm 45. I'm entirely comfortable with my age and my kids. I'll be 54 when my youngest graduates high school. 58 when he finishes undergrad. It's not young, but it isn't ancient. My goal is to live long enough to see my kids all set into a career path that...

@Cutlery seems upset.

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What in the actual fuck, Brad?

You're not kidding. The coach is my bloody hero, and I'm not kidding.

I've never had a cone shaped seaweed roll stuffed with shit. Sounds delicious.

Okay, sorry for all the posts, but here's a little more. Today I had three kids at a meet for track and field, two kids doing hockey, and one kid play soccer. It was exhausting. I made it to three hockey games, a soccer game, and part of the track meet. My wife covered what I couldn't cover...

Well, yeah. But other than that?

Seafood at a fast food place? What could go wrong?

Yup. If you say it needs 20-25K of work, it needs 40-50k of work. Sell it with full disclosure and be well rid of it.

Okay, I bitched a while ago in the "what rustles your jimmies" thread about how my youngest daughter was on a hockey team and none of the guys would pass to her. It was a problem, not only because she wasn't being included, but because she's about the best player on the team and they just...

Toronto getting ready to fuck their fans over at the end of the year. It's a more than 50 year tradition!

I play pick up hockey a few times a week, and there's a woman that plays with us. It's a minor-contact only kind of game, but this woman is fierce and wicked solid on her skates. She routinely takes a pack of guys down on the boards. She's about 5'3" and maybe 120 pounds. But she played...

Nah, you just slap her with your boner.

I imagine a lot of scissoring and loud grunts of achievement.

I've done a bunch of concrete countertops for other people, and am going to do some for myself when the weather gets better. You need to find the concrete countertop mix of cement. It's not hard to find, Menards carries it here. I make the forms out of melamine board, and I caulk the edges to...

I think this is pretty new, it's the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world. We're going next summer...I'm so excited. Would you guys ride it?

I typically do everything with regards to repair/maintenance on my house. My last house had a 12/12 slant roof, and I paid someone to do it. I could have, and I have done roofs that steep before, and even higher. But I'm not as young and spry as I once was, and I fucking hate roofing. My...

What I said was absolutely not a dig at anyone using day care or nanny or whatever. That's the absolute necessity for so many people, and I understand that. We talked about doing that, too, but we were able to make it work without using daycare. I know how lucky we are for that.

But when will you post your wife's dick?

So I'm really torn on this issue. It's worth a lot of discussion, and if people get all high and mighty, they can fuck right off. There is no obvious answer here. On the one hand, my wife is brilliant. She has high earning potential. Highly educated, specialized, sought after, employable. I...

Man, I hate that so much. Those people rustle me a lot.

Image of Mist in her natural environment.

That's just bonkers. It's well above freezing here today, and sunny and beautiful. Contemplating going for a long walk this afternoon.