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No more nominations will be accepted. I will get the first round of voting up and going tomorrow. Please be patient with me, I'm traveling and rather engaged. I'm getting on when I can. Thanks for everyone's participation! Time to start narrowing down the list to the true asshat.

That makes me horny.

Is raising a kid in the Detroit area really doing your best for your family?

Who the hell is this @ion guy? Someone give me the full name. Also, I'm cutting you off, a_skeleton_03.

That might be more popular around here. C'mon people. Couple hours left of nomination time.

Bump to an old thread. I'm going to be in Detroit for a hockey tournament this weekend. Two questions: 1. any bros out there want to get a beer? 2. anything I should really go and see while there?

Closed hand, or back hand?

Doesn't matter. Those fuckers are banned. Otherwise there would be no competition.

If I look up cuck in the dictionary, will it have your picture next to it?

You can just tell the one on the right wants to tie you up and peg you. The other two would be total vanilla in bed.

Holy shit did that make me laugh. Well played, sir!! Unrelated.

Escort work, or day job? Edit: sorry, man. That came off too harsh. I jest.

@BoozeCube seems upset.

Montreal is playing pretty well tonight, but they just can't get the puck past McElinney right now. It's remarkable to watch.

Dialogue: "Don't mind me, I'll be over here, adjusting the weird lampshade while standing on my toes."

Dude, new boobies to check out at length. Maybe you're excited a bit, too? ;)

Man, I have never had a good Hardees experience. I clearly don't live near good Hardees

Keep the nominations flowing. It's a pretty small group thus far. I want this to be a big, fun event.

I wanna brag for a minute, so skip this if you don't want to hear it. My twins are seniors this year. As of today, they are both accepted to their first-choice schools for next year, and they both have enough scholarship money to pay for everything except for $3,500 for one, and $4,000 for the...

I was thinking she should get her co-worker to let him feel her up. If the wife can do it, surely he can, too!

This is a good response. I think it's really important to get to the real heart of why she wants them. Just because she's small? Because she's insecure? Because she hates her body? Because she thinks you're not satisfied with the titties? You want her to feel good. Understand exactly why she...

It's a lot like Festivus.

Toronto looked pretty sharp tonight. Anderson had some fantastic stops. This makes me happy.

Straight vinegar works pretty well, too.

Honestly?

Here's a real time saver for those still burping babies.

I have some ceramic coated pans. Easier than teflon and stainless to get a sear in, a pain in the ass to clean up. They stain easily. When they wear out, I'll likely never get them again.

I stand corrected.

Nothing's automatic, especially with hodj.

We're in the ACC for most everything else. Who wants to join that conference, though? The issue is money. Notre Dame makes a lot of it through football, and that would be tempered by joining a conference.

All this talk about Notre Dame hurts. Maybe because it hits too close to home... But I do think they are a better team than they were in 2012 when Alabama beat the crap out of them. And their schedule wasn't all that easy this year.

Nominations for FiresOfHeaven AssHat of the Year! Here we go, folks! The annual AssHat of the year award for the calendar year 2018 needs to be given out. Who will be the champion? Here are the rules for nominating: 1. Any ACTIVE member may be nominated. That includes regular members...

What the heck is happening in the LSU game? I can't see it.

Ugly win by Notre Dame. Where the hell was the defense of last week? Well, they go undefeated this season. We'll see where they get put for playoffs. I don't think anyone can argue they don't deserve a spot. They had a pretty tough schedule, they executed when they had to. How they'll play...

Book is shitting the fucking bed.