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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Maybe Notre Dame adjusted over halftime. Looking quite a lot better on both sides of the ball.
  2. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Right? If shit doesn't get better I'm going to Kelly's house and taking a dump on his front step. His house is not far from mine.
  3. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Notre Dame not using a time out to maximize the clock is just plain bad coaching. What a mistake.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Buy an air horn. Every time she yells, blow it. I bet she stops within two days.
  5. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    No shit. This is fucking unbearable. They need to just decide they are a good team. Or they aren't. This up and down is pissing the world off.
  6. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Yeah, wtf with the #1 ranking on defense in the country? They couldn't stop any team right now, Ohio State is making them look foolish. I fucking hate Ohio State.
  7. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Michigan defense is making Jesus sad. So much pass interference trying to cover up the fact that they're over ranked.
  8. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    This sucks.
  9. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Ohio State needs to lose this game. Screw them.
  10. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Okay. I didn't get my wish. Why are you crying like a weak bitch? :) College football brings out the best in us all.
  11. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Come on West Vagina.
  12. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I so want OU to lose. Does that make me a bad person?
  13. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Washington/Washington St game is a show shit-show. Ball coming out all over the place. Pretty fun to watch, but I hope Washington can hang on. Also, you go, West Virginia. I'm sorry what I said about your brother/father relationship.
  14. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    But you should. :) It's a fun game to watch, and not just cause of the snow. And either Oklahoma or West Virginia needs to develop some defense. Whoever does that first will win.
  15. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Don't you mean fuck on, Domer?
  16. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Dang, I just looked up Milton going down. That's wicked awful, everyone feels badly about that. I hope Oklahoma loses tonight.
  17. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Toronto is not connecting tonight. It sucks.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Your neutrals are all tied together in the box with the wire nuts. If you need a neutral, add a piece to the bunch in the wire nut and jump it to the switch. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dude that's just beautiful. Well done. I do that recipe a coupe times a year, it's awesome. I like goose a lot. So much better than turkey. Go to your farmer's market and get a fresh one, it makes a lot of difference. Fresh is so much tastier.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We had turkey at a friends who cooked it in his green egg. It was the juiciest turkey I've ever had, and it was smoked well, but it was still jut okay. I also made a London Broil roast in the sous vide, and I preferred that by a mile.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

  22. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  23. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Super cute. Must take after her mother. :)
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  25. lurkingdirk

    Aquarists unite: fish are friends, and food

    That's always my issue. I find something awesome, but it's 200 miles away, and that's not worth my time.
  26. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Okay, I've been out of the country since Friday, and I'm just catching up. To recap - Clemson barely beat Syracuse, Notre Dame stomped them. That's pretty great material for Notre Dame's case for a playoff spot. I think this Notre Dame team is the real thing, and not just because I'm a thirsty...
  27. lurkingdirk

    P-Did's baby momma dead.

    Urban Dictionary: pididdle
  28. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    We got about an inch of ice this morning, and about four inches of snow after. Everyone took about 10 extra minutes to get to work this morning. God bless the midwest.
  29. lurkingdirk

    P-Did's baby momma dead.

    Out loud snort laugh. Had to try to explain to my wife. She didn't laugh. It was hilarious, though.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Antiperspirant/Deodorant discussion

    It's a super power.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Actually, I've never worked for the government. I'm self employed, have been for years, though I'm mostly retired now, and I worked in the music industry. So on every count of this you're not correct. And it really doesn't suck to be me. Thanks, though.
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I actively hate it on your behalf.
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yup. Their slogan: Applebees, it's not completely crap.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019)

    Well, one does have to catch them all.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I always add bacon to my guacamole. It's awesome.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    These are always a hit when I make them Bacon Wrapped Dates with Goat Cheese - Pinch of Yum