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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Jeeze. Pour yourself a huge gin and tonic and take a break.
  2. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There's always a port-a-pit chicken fundraiser happening somewhere in our town every weekend. I often grab a chicken or two, and the smoked, rotisserie goodness is awesome. Great for on salads, but also great to make chicken salad and have for sandwiches.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Man, that sucks. I hated it so much when they were so little and uncomfortable and couldn't tell us what was up. You feel so helpless and all you want to do is make them feel better. Hang in there, this too shall pass. My middle child, 15, has a best friend who is with her family for the...
  4. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I want to meet the person in charge of that install and hug them. That is so satisfying.
  5. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    That was a bonkers Saturday. So many upsets. All the rankings say Alabama, Ohio State, Clemson, Notre Dame. I really hope Notre Dame can get its shit together for the remaining games and make it to a playoff game.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  7. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I did a whole 15 pounds, and have just enough left over to make rice pudding tonight.
  8. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Michigan is looking pretty sharp.
  9. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Hope Michigan can hang in there. They look pretty good.
  10. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    So many upsets brewing. I love college football.
  11. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Notre Dame survives. Georgia dies. What a week.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That's calcium/hard water build up. No question. The vinegar is going to loosen it up, but not dissolve nuggets like that. Soak it in vinegar, then rinse it out. Perfect job of taking care of hard water issues in your shower head.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    They aren't Asians that are coming. I have back up rice, but I'll probably cook ten pounds to start now that you mention it.
  14. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    No kidding Notre Dame looking to destroy their fans' hopes yet again.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have 60 people coming for lunch on Sunday. Making five kinds of Indian sauces/dishes, like butter chicken and such, and about five pounds of rice. Also making naan bread, and an Indian grape and yogurt dessert. Making it all tomorrow, having it in crock pots for Sunday lunch. Indian seemed...
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Wendys has limeade that's really good and refreshing. Hadn't had it before, it's good.
  17. lurkingdirk

    PoundMeToo: Self Defense VS Xhes, Xhers, and Attack Helicopters

    How 'bout everyone take a big breath, and take a break from this thread until morning? Nothing of use is happening just now.
  18. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I'm really pulling for Missouri.
  19. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Michigan has a tough game tomorrow. Anyone want to predict this week's upset game?
  20. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My preferred wake up music. Also my ring tone:
  21. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That sounds awesome. Must investigate.
  22. lurkingdirk

    PoundMeToo: Self Defense VS Xhes, Xhers, and Attack Helicopters

    You definitely make a fine point, and I agree with much of what you say. There are ways of walking away from things that makes you look like a bitch, and there are ways of walking away from things that make you look like you're just making a decision not to engage. If I walk away from something...
  23. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    You've really gotta clean your place up.
  24. lurkingdirk

    PoundMeToo: Self Defense VS Xhes, Xhers, and Attack Helicopters

    I'm pretty much at the place where I don't feel the need to hit anyone. Ever. I'm not quite a total pacifist, and I can likely be called out to do some damage, but I have to tell you, before I actually close my fist and hit a person, something epic has to have happened. You can push me, hit me...
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, hitting the snooze gives him nine minutes of sex time. When it goes off again it's a trigger, and he finishes. Like Pavlov's dog, but with orgasms.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If my wife did that with the alarm I would seriously consider telling her to sleep elsewhere. That's just inconsiderate as fuck. If we have to set an alarm, you rush to turn it off and get right up. That's the purpose of an alarm.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    One of the McDonalds near me is so freaking show, I've now determined never to go there again. Last time I went through, it was about 4:30, so before the dinner rush. It took 39 minutes to get through the drive through. The time before, when I saw there was a huge line at the drive through and...
  28. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This guy might be in trouble. :cool: 'What have I done?': Man's prank to sell girlfriend on eBay leads to $119K bid
  29. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You don't sound healthy, man. That's some rigid shit.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    Wow, that is some devastation. Hope people got out and are safe.
  31. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    I though bears wiped their ass with rabbits
  32. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    A bidet is a fantastic thing.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  34. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are they all as salty as yours? Don't get me wrong, salty genitals can be just the right kind of savory for the right kind of mood.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Okay, I actually loled.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    I'll wait.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Weren't there a whole bunch of predictions made in this thread? And deadlines have passed, right?