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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    The hospitals here are on flu lock-down. Only one person at a time can visit people in the hospital, and emergency rooms have mandatory face masks to put on. The flu is really bad this year.
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    How to let your child use a computer\internet without ruining their innocence.

    This. All the computers in our house are laptops, and if the kids are using them, they have to be in a common area, not in their bedrooms.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Are you a freaking rabbit? Go and get yourself a steak, woman!
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    I Quit My Job

    How are the benefits for poker player? Is there a big co-pay if you need to see a doctor?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You should really post this in the "First World Problems" thread.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    He was just in it for the free Obama phones.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    I think a year is not excessive. Araysar took a year break, and look at the improvement that brought. Ut was being a serious ass, that deserves a serious punishment. It was clearly delineated, he decided to ignore it and doubled down. All pretty predictable.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Don't worry. They're just preparing us Toronto fans for their inevitable implosion in the playoffs.
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    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    Someone needs to post goblin dick for this thread to be complete.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    He had the opportunity to avoid this. It sounds like Araysar asked the other mods about this. I guess it's a done deal.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    This made me laugh a lot. Thank you, good sir!
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    Seriously, I don't get it. If you post a picture of the check, you will be completely exonerated, Araysar will look like a boob, this matter will be completely resolved, and it won't cost you anything. Plus, it's a minimum of effort. If you can post the picture, there is literally zero reasons...
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    None of us understand why he won't just post the check. It's a conundrum.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, after killing the dog, I would likely have killed the brother in law. What the fuck was he thinking bringing that animal to that situation? He'll say it's a sweet dog unless provoked, but he knows better.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    I don't know why this is a big deal. I'm a starting quarterback for them, and the President of the United States signs my checks.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    Hey, man, I'm asking him an honest question. I already know your answer. I have no stake in this, whatsoever. Let's see if I get an answer from him.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    Just an honest question: what is the downside of simply posting the check and ending this? Why does someone who doesn't know you at all have to fly half-way across the country to satisfy you? Honest question. Why not post a picture of the check? It would satisfy everyone, and you would come out...
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    This post made me feel funny on the inside.
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    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    I just read through this. This thread is...really quite something. Reality seems to be a flexible thing for some folks.
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    Flight of the Conchords

    Now I need to check out Short Poppies...
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    Weather

    This shit is bonkers. 36 hours ago it was 66 degrees. Now it is 4. Heavy rain turned to ice, which turned to snow, and shut the whole city down. bonkers
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    The deglazing part is the important part. Need a roasting pan for that.
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    Flight of the Conchords

    Still one of their best:
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have friends who, many years ago packed up the family for some camping, pulling a pop-up behind an early minivan. They got just outside of Thunder Bay (way the bloody heck out in the middle of no where in Ontario, north of Lake Superior), and they hit a moose. Totaled the van. Their insurance...
  25. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    36 hours in the sous vide at 155. I added my own rub and a little liquid smoke. Then 2 hours at 275 convection oven. It has to be up on a rack in a roasting pan. The time in the oven develops the nice "bark" on the outside. Now I'm sad the leftovers are gone. :(
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Brisket was amazing. It is very consistent cooking it in the sous vide and then finishing it in the oven. Get exactly the same result every time, and it's good.
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    Weather

    Salty or sandy? I can't keep this shit straight.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I keep watching this. It's amazing. Look at the height that sucker gets! It's the larger, faster version of this:
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    No, you're just wrong.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah, deer don't do that, moose do. Driving into deer the right way can pretty much guarantee destroying your car, but being safe.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is good advice, and it doesn't add to your stress, it adds to your peace of mind.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Actually, that's been a pretty consistent theme. You would know that if you had been reading along instead of shitposting.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    In which UCF gets their shit pushed in.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Well, Alabama got outplayed all game, and pulled it out at the end. I hate the fact that that program gets another title.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Dude, we fucking get it. You've made your point. Would it be possible for you to shut your pie hole for a bit? Also, suck on that, Alabama!
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Yeah, the refs working hard for Alabama on that series.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    It's hard to quantify how much I hate Alabama
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    This game is a defensive slug-fest. Respect, though, because shutting down either offense is quite an accomplishment.