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Give us the recipe you're using now. I'm interested in this.

Wanking can be complex.

In lube alone.

We almost never use the bus, because the drivers are retarded shitlords. On the few occasions we have had to use the bus, it's more than 40 minutes late. You have one fucking job. Why are you such an idiot? The driver we currently have for the middle school took a month to learn the route. It's...

As good looking as that chicken is, your family is likely better looking. Cheers!

Have your wife put the bottle nipple in her bra for a while before. Her smell on it might help.

Notre Dame needs a new coach. Brian Kelly has all this bloody talent but can't win key games. The turnover situation is out of control.

There's a place here that serves what they call a Sunday Hangover Brunch. It's essentially their entire menu available on small plates and put on the serving counters like a buffet. You can eat as much of any one thing as you want, which is awesome, because their food is delicious. It's only $12...

Well, 18 point lead and I'm going to bed. Crap.

Yeah. Double digit Stanford lead. crapitycrap

We obviously need photographic details.

Nah, man. Notre Dame needs to win.

Notre Dame trying hard to make this season bad.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, 1964 Look it up. Holy crap.

Alabama losing has me harder than diamonds in an ice storm.

Jebus. I'd sure like to give you a hug. A very close friend of mine just lost her husband of about as many years in a completely unexpected heart attack. It's just awful, and holidays bring back all the reminders. All my best thoughts to you today. Unrelated to that, but related to the...

Dang, Miami. What the heck.

Try hard to be patient. I know that's wicked hard in your situation, but he will eventually take the bottle and things will get better. Just keep trying, man. Not a lot of other options.

Don't fucking quote science and real things in this thread you miserable shitlord.

I have only one question: 1) How can you be so stupid?

What if he gets up there and changes his mind because he's wrong and now he has incontrovertible proof of that? I bet he'd just jump at that point.

This is bloody hilarious. Tell the teacher where he got it, she'll be good with it, I'm sure. I bloody love it when phrases we read together get dumped into our common conversation. Stuff from Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings has appeared. It's particularly funny from younger kids.

I believe it was the garlic bread at Red Lobster.

Two White Men Under Fire For Opening Ramen Restaurant With Extremely Racist Name

There's a place here that serves a "family burger." It's a 2 pound burger on a massive bun, and they always cook it right.

Notre Dame nearly shitting the bed again today, but pulled it off. College football can be stressful.

The difference between jazz drummers and rock drummers is monumental.

Don't be hard on yourself, man. If you play death metal, you're a musician, too! Unless you're a drummer.

Great. Now I'm horny.

I'm game, but your wife may not want to trade back. My penis is bigger. Other than that I'm sure we're identical.

I'll be in the country in February. I'll be in touch!

I want to go there.

We had the same bloody conversation. We may be leading parallel lives, and that scares me. We actually know a couple who got pregnant after a botched vasectomy. After DNA testing, and sperm count testing, and talking to a lawyer, the doctor's insurance didn't even blink when they were asked to...

My bad. I totally get that. I have two that are 16, one 14, 13, and 9. Other than the last one, probably could have broken that up a bit.

This is a FOH equivalent of a dad joke.

Why have you not got the snip snip?

The onion rings are decent, the whopper is decent. Neither are awesome. They're just ok.