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I thought you were going to say you'd ask your mom because she raised one.

My nine year old today, for the first time, seemed to notice that a girl in his class, who is cute, has been giving him a LOT of attention. Today, they spent recess together because they wanted to try and play one-on-one dodge ball. I can't decide if I'm pleased about this or horrified.

As I used to ejaculate around 100 cups at a time, the decrease of 15% has been a real benefit. Saves on laundry.

I will certainly do my best to be more accommodating to you, but you certainly have no trouble coming out with guns blazing.

You seem quite sensitive.

Okay, so How should I express an opinion that is different than your opinion without making you feel bad? I'm honestly struggling here. Yes, I have a differing point of view than you, no, I have no desire to judge you, merely to voice my opinion. You take that as me being condescending. I guess...

That's great. I am in no way diminishing what you have. No judgement here, but can you say the same for me? You seem quite ready to be angry or at least upset with my (or a_skeleton_03's) perspective. It has to work both directions.

Good grief that's an ugly vehicle. You think you hate it now? Wait till you drive it!

I'm really not trying to be passive aggressive. I posted an opinion, you disagreed, I responded. That's where I'm at. If you're at a different location, let's try to reconcile. I have no beef with you. Yeah, I think you're hitting important points. I don't want NSA sex. I want my sex to have...

Okay. I'm not attempting to jab at anyone. I guess having an opinion that isn't your opinion is making jabs. I will not apologize for having an opinion.

I guess I didn't realise that having an opinion would offend you. That's my opinion. It's not condescending. You taking it as such reveals more about you than it does about me. I'm not judging anyone, I was merely stating to what standard I hold myself.

No, I didn't say I hold people who engage in casual sex in low regard. I'm telling you it isn't for me. If that makes you feel badly, perhaps you should consider why. I don't say this with any superiority. I'm talking about the rules I've established for myself. I'm not imposing anything for...

Yeah, I hear what you're saying. And yeah, I have a "steady piece." Prior to being married, however, I didn't nail every thing that came along. I'm not offering criticism of anyone, nor am I saying my way is superior. This is how I live, and this is what I expect of myself. I would be a bloody...

How big is her adam's apple?

I don't think I'm inflating anything. I'm merely responding to what culture spits out, and what we're seeing backlash from in huge amounts right now. Like it or not, it is presented as a basic truth that all men will accept any sex that comes their way. I don't believe this, nor do I think we...

You're dating a tranny?

That's a fair question, and one that I have, indeed, asked myself. I don't like the "as much sex as possible" culture at all. Even if I were single, I'm not going to jump into every pussy opportunity that comes my way. Forgive me if you find my ways outdated, but sex is bound to relationships...

Probably time for an intervention.

I guess "cock holsters" is way off, then...

Not gay, but inappropriately aroused.

So this is a serious inquiry, and it's related to a conversation I recently had with friends. People seem to think that men will simply accept sex at any opportunity. This is the basic working premise of society. I take exception with this. I get enough sex from my wife. If a hot, 18 year old...

You and your unique penis have not check mated us, yet. Post your wife's penis here. Then I'll understand the need for secrecy.

Well, a good Advent pants-shitting is always worth while.

Maybe dispense with the toothbrush and include a dick for starters?

Canadian ketchup chips are awesome. I've never had ketchup chips in the US that are good. Too sweet here. They are seriously different, just like peanut butter is. Canadian peanut butter is far superior to American, even of the same brand. Get your wife on board, man. It's fun. My wife likes...

Maybe he likes getting pegged. Whatever floats your boat.

Fred is creepy as fuck. He looks like that guy at a party who says "I like to watch." We've never done elf on the shelf, but it sounds kinda fun.

Beef Wellington is clearly an invitation to anal.

My youngest son learned this lesson. He went from chopping hot peppers to going to the bathroom. He should have washed his hands first. Instead, he had hot, spicy junk for a few minutes. Lots of wailing.

You're smokin', and you know it.

My wife posts here sometimes on my account. She's hot.

The layers of autism in this post is remarkable.

Mine do, too. Therapy can cure this.

I mean, that only happened that one time.

Okay, fair point. Let me rephrase for myself. I have great relationships with many people of the opposite sex. And while I enjoy those relationships, and have no trouble being entirely open with them to my wife, I do not go out for drinks with another woman alone, or get coffee with another...

Yeah, this is a reasonable answer. Don't be a shitlord, Khane.

I am close friends with many women and men. And how hot they are has no impact on the friendship or the likelihood to develop a friendship. And I'm always very open with my wife about all my relationships, and, like a_skeleton_03, she has all the access she wants to all my communication devices...

Go to your room!

I'd fuck it.