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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    13x9 with tinfoil will be fine. I tend to do 10-12 minutes per pound at around 275. Long and slow. It's already cooked, just heat it without drying it out.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Yup, fun game.
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    Parent Thread

    Babies are like exotic pets - they just eat, sleep, and shit. Toddlers are dicks. Then you get a few years when they think you're awesome, and want nothing more than to hang out with you and love you. Then they become surly teenagers whose greatest ambition is to sleep. I hope having adult...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, as a Leafs fan I have no faith. Sorry. They'll likely win the cup just after the world ends.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Masturbation regret is real, apparently.
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    Parent Thread

    All toddlers are irrational dicks. And when they figure out something bugs or hurts you, it has become a tool for them.
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    Parent Thread

    Best example of onomatopoeia I've seen in a long time.
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    First World Problems

    I have minor dents in two of my four vehicles.
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    Parent Thread

    Angry parent post. fucking kids We now have four vehicles. Old truck I drive. 1996 volvo the twins drive. 2006 volvo suv my wife drives. Hyundai Sonata, fair game. One twin dinged the Sonata backing out of the garage. Sigh. Not a big deal. Fix garage and car is okay enough. Second twin just...
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    Pretentious Super Taster Fancy Dancy Thread

    I've got some free time. I'll do it. I AM a doctor. I mean, it's a Ph.D., but how hard can eyes be?
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    Russia banned from the 2018 Winter Games

    I've been trying to find that to post here. Hilarious skit. Update: All-Drug Olympics
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    Weather

    Woke up to beautiful sheet of ice over everything, and then that's covered by three inches of snow. Morning commute is going to suck donkey balls. I'll have no trouble, but so many people are so bad a driving in the snow.
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    Pretentious Super Taster Fancy Dancy Thread

    If you want amazing food for not too ridiculous a price go to Momofuki Noodle Bar in NYC. So good.
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    Home Improvement

    Heating element seems fine, and there is rinse aid in it. It's a mystery. So on another topic, my breaker box is full. When this house was built they put a ton of outlets, and every room has a breaker or two of its own, not to mention the four outlets in the kitchen are all their own breaker. I...
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    Parent Thread

    Is she having problems with other kids? Is she socially okay, but just bossy to you guys at home? If it's just you guys at home I'd simply shut down whenever she got bossy. You're reading and she's bossing you to the point of forcing you to change names and being shitty when you don't do it...
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    Home Improvement

    It's a newish thing. Get the dishes wet, then let them sit for a bit, then keep them wet, then go whole hog on washing. It's a short soaking type cycle built into the washing cycle. It's a good thing. I have a Bosch dish washer that I love. However, recently it has stopped drying things as...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    8 KM is rounghly 5 miles. That's 8 minutes per mile. Not a difficult pace, but if you aren't a regular runner, it would get tough toward the end. Edit: you caught it yourself.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm tryin' 'dem balls next time!
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I ate at Brothers a couple days ago, anyone else ever try them? I had their smokehouse burger. It was fantastic. That was the first time I was there, I'll be going back for sure.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Sneak Peek Project

    If there is not a tranny in this FOH porno it was money poorly spent.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    I hope so much that Alabama gets totally blown out.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Please, lizard people, let Ohio State lose.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Can someone please explain the point of aerial coverage of a game in a dome?
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    I always route for the underdog. Except when that's Ohio State. I hope Wisconsin runs a train on them.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    Memphis looking surprisingly good getting points off turnovers. Fun game.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    He'll either do amazing from here on out, or he'll get bitch slapped and released.
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    My wife caught me

    Shave that pussy.
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    Sneak Peek Project

    What the heck is this business?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, I'm interested, too. I need to expand to pressure cooker cooking and this looks like something good.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Guess who had a bad time in the locker room after that? Holy crap.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Okay, off topic, but I made a version of Gordon Ramsay's shepherd's pie tonight, and I don't know what I did differently. I have made it many times before, but tonight it came out so bloody delicious, the family polished off what I thought was enough for dinner and several days of leftovers. All...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, and that place looks reasonable enough, but dang, their liquour is expensive.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd just announce to the room. "She doesn't want you to know, but she just farted."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You eating at Michelin star places or what? That's a lot.