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This guy gets it. Do what he said.

I wanted that, too, but it seemed like when we decided to have another, we shouldn't be in the same room together. We seemed able to get pregnant while both fully clothed at church. It was crazy. My wife's pregnancy could be described by trimester in this way: 1. sick 2. hungry 3. horny. Like...

Breakfast tomorrow morning will be: slice of cherry coffee cake 3 strips bacon 2 eggs english muffin 2 peaches coffee

Post every picture you have! I'd love to see them.

Don't forget the hot chocolate!

Oh, also Founders.

Hop Cat, it's downtown. You'll thank me. It's awesome.

I have one of these: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01G62N5SO/ref=sxr_pa_click_within_right_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=3163805422&pf_rd_r=13REZ0NVQ3VNWVJXDRWX&pd_rd_wg=8j70K&pf_rd_s=desktop-rhs-carousels&pf_rd_t=301&pd_rd_w=02HJZ&pf_rd_i=ozone&pd_rd_r=1RWS1VYD2YHMH99TZJX1&psc=1 I do a lot of...

You are. A good gorgonzola pasta sauce is a thing of beauty.

What's the pitch on your roof, and how many gullies do you have? I'll absolutely do my own roof when needed. It's huge, but it's a very mild slope and there are no gullies at all. It'll take time, but shingles aren't hard. Just remember, preparation of the roof is at least half the job. Make...

Sounds like middle school.

Is this some kind of code for a reach-around?

Man, I've been waiting for that invitation for years.

The last page and a half have been strangely arousing.

Yeah, I hear you. This guy was no fool, he didn't actually give me five bucks cash, he went to the attendant and paid for $5 worth of gas. I think it also helped that I didn't ask him for money, he offered help. He's just a fine bloke, and I still smile big just thinking about how great the...

I was on my motorcycle today, and I got to a point where I needed to get fuel. I don't think I had enough to get home, so I pull in. As I reach for my wallet, I realise my wife had taken it out of where it should be, so I had no wallet, no money, and no gas. After trying to call my entire family...

That looks fine.

I know you are but what am I?

Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about here. Did I bs rate something? I didn't intend to.

Congrats, bitch. Get a babysitter and take your wife out tonight all unexpected like. It's a good surprise, and she's likely to give up anal for it.

Yeah, I resist the kids slinking off to their rooms as much as possible. Hasn't been an issue with the oldest girls, but my middle kid wants to do it. There are ways around it. We have family breakfast and dinner every day. There are, of course, exceptions for hockey and soccer, but every time...

This is a creepy post. You sound like you're planning to make a skin suit or something.

Whelp, why the hesitation? Drop this stable, wonderful relationship you are in and run toward crazy!

Nice work, man! That's a serious upgrade. Cabinets look great, counter top suits the space, floor matches great. The GFCI upgrade is such a good idea, too. Did you replace the window, or just clean it up?

McDonald's Canada marking 50th birthday with 67-cent hamburgers

That's good work. So fussy and time consuming I think I would have gone insane.

Sounds like a good Friday night.

Really happy for you, man.

Oh, yes. I need to knock them knockers around a bit I reckon.

My wife's further testing shows she just has dense breast tissue. Her doctor said she has "busy boobs." There's nothing to be concerned about now, but mammograms every six months instead of a year is recommended. So glad!

Deeply retarded?

I'm not sure if that's deep or retarded.

There is specific silicon for wide gap, shouldn't be hard to find. Edit: everyone should see this skit from SNL about caulk.

Just use a good amount of silicone, should be good.

I'm going to stay in this house until I die, likely. So I'm going to make it as awesome as possible. Additionally, my cedar siding is starting to show its 40 years. Sections of it are going to have to be replaced anyway.

The trouble is, she's going to have a voice like Fran Drescher.

I've just replaced three windows in my kitchen and found out that sections of my house don't have house wrap on it. I've flashed and wrapped the dickens out of it, and now I plan to declad my entire house of cedar siding next summer (it's about half brick), wrapping it, and putting up new...

My middle child is just starting high school, and tonight she made the varsity soccer team. Her two older sisters are also on the varsity team. You should have seen her tonight, she was a fucking beast in both the middle and back field. She's not tall, but she outran every single person on the...

This is so true, and it's even worse when you're at a friends house and the dude says "And here's my wife's tiramisu (or whatever). It's so good, everyone asks for the recipe!" And then it tastes like a filthy ass, and you have to choke it down to not offend. I've learned that saying "your...