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  1. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    This sentence reads like poetry. Your eloquence made me shed a tear.
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    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Edmonton vs. Ottawa would have been a glorious thing.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I pulled three of my kids out, watched the other two get cut out. It was all kinda gross, but my wife is hot, and I still wanna go there.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    Cold water after a scalding coffee enema. Obv.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    I just keep my pressure washer in the bathroom to take care of business. Does that make me better than subhuman?
  6. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I don't think my blood pressure can take a game 7.
  7. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Yeah, Ottawa showing some signs of life here.
  8. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    The Goalie Interference call was pretty bullshit, and keep in mind I am really pulling for Ottawa to win here. So Ottawa tied it up. I'm quite surprised. They are having the hardest time getting anything put together. It's so frustrating. This team is good, but tonight they're meh. We'll see...
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There's a lot to discuss in this post, so I'll break it down. Others have told me the same, and we have a place near by that can do it on the cheap. That's a plus. I have an RO filter already, and our water comes from a very good well. We have great water. And I like carbonated water with...
  10. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Damn. Now I want brisket. On a different note, anyone have the soda-making thingie? The stuff you can carbonate water and such with? We're thinking of getting one, but wanted to hear what you folks think.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    Three seashells, right?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Guys with ass-hair problems.

    Coins are better?
  13. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Nashville starting to suck...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, but now that my kids are potty trained, I don't have to pick up their shit in a bag and carry it home when we're on a walk. They're free to shit in anyone's yard, and they're responsible for it.
  15. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I'm thinking Nashville gets it tonight.
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    Parent Thread

    I don't want to brag, but all my kids are potty trained. My youngest is 9.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did the women in the pornos at least resemble your wife?
  18. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, you elusive fox!
  19. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I'll ask an easier question. Butt stuff?
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Shit, man, drop 1/2 in of sand, compact it, put patio bricks in there. Make a nice pattern, they'll never move because they have that solid foundation and water will drain away under them perfectly.
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    Home Improvement

    How much below your door threshold is it? Do you step down to it? Might be possible to cover it with cement just a couple inches thick...Or perhaps get just enough sand on it to make a smooth surface and put patio stones?
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Mercy, is that ever ugly. Sorry. Yeah, I can see that would be hard to walk on. Jack hammer should do it. It won't be a simple task, but with a jackhammer a Saturday's good work would do it (provided you had a place to put it like a dumpster or something).
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    Parent Thread

    Have you tried giving Adderall to the puppy?
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, it'd turn into small pieces pretty quick I'm guessing. And while the drainage is nice, why keep a yard as it is if you end up never using it? Makes it dead space. But I'm curious what it looks like. Post a picture?
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can't leave out the details every one wants to know but are too afraid to ask. Does he have a big dick?
  26. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    One of the places at which I work uses thermostats by Emmerson that connect over a network called "Sensi." They've been amazingly reliable, and accessible from anywhere. I think I'm going with one of these, as they're only about $100. I don't know that the Nest has enough benefits to justify the...
  27. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Probably ends their season. Total bummer.
  28. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Well, Ottawa is shitting the bed.
  29. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This guy gets it.
  30. lurkingdirk

    qwerty's rehabilitation thread

    It's getting weirder...
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Does this mean you're a failed supertaster?
  32. lurkingdirk

    qwerty's rehabilitation thread

    This may be the kindest thing anyone here has ever said to me.
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    It's the 15th century Renaissance art degree that makes it extra delicious, isn't it?
  34. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Seriously, what's the third W? Buffalo Wild Wings Wanker?
  35. lurkingdirk

    Coffee Thread

    Yeah, the Behmor has a safety thing that switches it to cool mode with 4:30 left, and you have to push the right button to make it keep roasting. There is a way to shut that off, but I stay with my roasting beans every time because you have to do things by sound, so monitoring it makes it...
  36. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Friday's going to be physical like crazy, but I don't think Ottawa will lose at home. Pretty impressive demonstration tonight. An Ottawa cup would make me moist.
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    qwerty's rehabilitation thread

    Than many of us would be in trouble. Myself included.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Coffee Thread

    I spent the money and got one of these: Amazon.com: Behmor 1600 Plus Customizable Drum Coffee Roaster: Kitchen & Dining I do about 3/4 of a pound at a time, and it's easy to manipulate and experiment with. It feels like a lot of money on the outset, but consider that I'm getting beans for $3...