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a_skeleton_03 is sage. Probably wiser than my next recommendation of bourbon.

Children's Benadryl for the win.

Try duct tape?

Yeah, the transition to the regular beds was totally smooth for all my kids. Nice when that happens.

Game finally woke up and became interesting.

2000 r1100rt in Indiana. Already pretty warm, I should probably just go straight in to summer oil.

Pulled the battery, it's totally done. Fine. Go to autozone, they want $189.99 for a replacement. Called Batteries Plus (or whatever), they give a two year warranty on the same battery for $99. Nice. Also, what weight of oil would you guys put in a BMW for spring riding? I'm thinking 5w30

Sex Panther goes bad. It's the chunks of real panther.

I hate Jeeps. Friends of mine have one, have for decades, and there is no cargo space whatsoever. I'm talking the old-school jeep with the big, knobbly tires and convertible. They have two kids, so if they all go to the grocery store, no possibility of getting the groceries in the vehicle unless...

I reported only one, I think, which had someone dying in it. I didn't think there was any circumstance under which it was okay to post that, so I felt it right to report it. Other than that, whenever I see bad posts I merely neg Tuco for the injustice.

That statement may require a poll to be verified.

Go and spend some time in Montana or Colorado or similar places. It seems like 3 out of 4 cars on the road are Subarus. They're pretty solidly built cars and they're good in snow. But they get shit mileage and look like turds.

Man, you guys aren't kidding. Having kids in the age of internet predators sucks. My kids are online, and it makes me nervous. So many stories of good kids getting manipulated into shitty situations. If some perv starts working on one of my kids and I find him, it would be hard to restrain myself.

There's a short lead to it. I'm pulling the battery this weekend to check it and check the voltage. This damned bike has cost me a lot in the last year, and even though I love it, I am considering selling it once it's working well.

So what do you bros think: I didn't take my battery out over winter (like an idiot), and it's flat dead. Hooked it up to the charger, and the charger registers it as perfectly fine, ie. it won't charge the battery, light stays green. Turn on the ignition, and the charger light flicks over to...

The first rule about chainsaws is don't buy an electric one. The second rule is take your time and be very patient. Don't expect it to chew through the wood like a_skeleton_03 chews through rules. Start using it exactly as they tell you to - straight down cuts - until you get the feel for it...

Step 1: get fired Step 2: ?? Step 3: Profit!

Not sure what's going on with Montreal - they started this game sharp as heck, and now we're heading to overtime. If they played as they did in the first period through the game, they'd be ahead by about 6. Lost focus. Overtime, here we go.

I know someone who does excellent work.

Were you upset because no one aimed for your tiny target? :)

Why is it you always notice and remember the penis?

That's beautiful, man. Poetry.

I am confuse.

I'm totally loving the double XP. I have 6 incubators that have been working nonstopl

Toronto seriously screwed that game up. What crap play except for about 10 minutes.

Only the refs can help Toronto win. Toronto can't do it alone, man!

Toronto is playing like Toronto tonight, so Washington is going to win. Toronto can't score on a 5 on 3 power play. wat?

Well, you might get your wish the way this crap is going down. I apologise for the mom joke. You're mom's really nice, and makes excellent meatloaf.

He's learning from the master.

I want to punch you in the face. But that's only because you are right and that makes me sad. I don't really want to punch you in the face, I want to punch the Leafs in the face.

Your mom? :D

Patience. For kids, for marriage. It's easy to say, but I also find myself failing in that area far too often.

We speak two languages at home, too. One of my middle children was delayed, but not quite like yours. Here's the best I can offer: I guarantee she'll be speaking before prom. You guys will figure this out. Kids are not easy, they don't come with manuals. Does your daughter have a special need...

Good luck, bitch.

Damn, Draisaitl ejected for spearing Chris Tierney in the nuts.

I'm pulling hard for both Columbus and St. Louis. Neither has ever won a cup. It's a crime that St. Louis hasn't - that is a quality franchise that has been around for ages. If Columbus makes it to the finals, I have tickets. I know, I know. It's good to dream, though.

I have never had good food at any Hardee's. Always over cooked patties that are so greasy the bun is wet. There's a new thing in town - some dude started a thing with food trucks. He has four, apparently. They make tacos and shit, and I had four tacos for lunch and I almost got a woody. They...

Some quality hockey tonight. Montreal just didn't bring their game. And now the Sharks all of a sudden have an effective power play unit and Edmonton is shitting the bed. Should be a good third period (I hope).