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Zeppelin explosion over New York City.

Yeah, WTF is up with Chicago?

Yeah. Toronto giving me hope. Totally ripe to rape my hopes.

I can be kind and gentle, but sometimes I just wanna pull your hair and go to pound town.

Yeah, I've been able to ride since January. It's crazy town here. I feel your pain, thought. I couldn't get out until late April the last two years. Sucks. Today was hot, and I don't have the air conditioning for my shop ready to go yet, so I had to weld in an 85 degree shop. Rustled.

Aren't you Colonel Mustard?

Today my wife spent nearly ten hours of her time helping me with a very complex art installation I've been working on for almost a month. We got incredibly close to finishing, and equipment started failing and I was getting right bitchy, and she just hung in there and helped me work it out, and...

Hey, man...It's hard work being a Leafs fan.

Lundqvist was fucking sensational tonight. Too bad there were no defensive players on the ice for his team.

Holy shit, I'm a terrible person for laughing so hard at this.

Man, Montreal squeaked that out.

I don't actually agree with this. No disrespect intended, merely a difference in opinion. You're never going to get back to a wonderful relationship, but if you can take steps to avoid hateful dialogue with anyone, why wouldn't you? An ex wife is someone with whom you share a substantial...

Quick, someone request a ban to show what a filthy liar a_skeleton_03 is.

We had a Famous Dave's here and it shut down. The food wasn't great, for sure, but the bigger issue is how bloody slow they were. Honestly, it took an hour after ordering in a part of seven before the food came out. We went once and that was the case, and thought it was a fluke. But we went back...

You don't get a say in this thread.

You'd probably want to bring a towel.

Fuck. You're a genius. I have to adopt this reaction, with your sanction.

I just stare at tits as I walk by. Male or female. In reality, though, I'm the guy walking with my head up and saying hello to people walking by. Not obnoxiously, so as if someone wants to ignore me they can.

Interesting. I have no recollection of this.

Get those stank dogs anywhere near my peen and you'd regret your life. I'm not in to foot stuff.

Don't engage him.

Is a doorknob hotter than a bed post?

I'm totally using this line tonight.

You need new people in your life.

Can't be unseen.

I need a tomato in hand option on this bloody poll.

I have a friend who started an escape room on the side. He had a space he could use in a restaurant that's in an historic house, so it's a cool space. First month it was operational, it was booked for every session. Minimum of 6 people, $20 per person. It was open Thursday 5 - 9, Friday 6 - 11...

As a Toronto fan I'm really confused by this year's bracket. It includes Toronto.

I am hoping for loose aluminum shards on the worn bat. They could splinter off and lodge themselves in the rectum wall.

Please fuck yourself in the ass with a heavily worn aluminum baseball bat while allowing homeless people to kick you in the nuts. Okay, stop trolling. Seriously.

Both my sons did that, too. 3 older sisters will do that.

Very cute, but what's with the black nail polish?

Thanks. Now I feel old. (But this really is a great album)

No you didn't. No, your cat doesn't. Stupid post is stupid.

In uber's defense, I'd not use LVP, either. There are great options, I don't like Vinyl. And your PEX work is fine. He's being a bitch.

He's over reacting. You're doing fine, and you're doing it yourself. Bravo. Next time you do it, you'll more than likely do some things differently. That's okay. I applaud you, sir. Fine work.

I prefer to calm my tits, thank you very much.