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  1. lurkingdirk

    qwerty's rehabilitation thread

    but how do you really feel? Don't beat around the bush, man!
  2. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    So, everyone wondered if Ottawa can overcome the inertia of the last game. They've obviously done that. Additionally, the major issues last game for Ottawa were flaccid neutral zone play, and the complete lack of the creation of offense destroyed them. In this game, Pitt can't get across the...
  3. lurkingdirk

    Coffee Thread

    This is absolutely true, and for Starbucks, it became a practice to over roast the beans in order to give it the robust flavour, even with inferior beans. I know this isn't a popular opinion, but I think Starbucks' coffee just tastes burned. I really don't like it. I don't roast to that limit...
  4. lurkingdirk

    Coffee Thread

    Not really. A good, dark roast brings out the oils and flavours. Beans and meat are not equivalents, and they don't react to roasting in the same way. You do alter the flavour, but by making it bolder while adding the darkness of the roast in to the flavour.
  5. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    And that would have been so delicious...
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Wow. No, it isn't. You could be a douche bag to her. You could be an alcoholic. You could be not engaging her. You could be a thousand things that would make her treat you like shit. Conversely, she could be mentally unstable, postpartum depression, alcoholic, whatever. There is no cause for...
  7. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Okay, good points. Frustrating the Pens Offensive starters isn't a bad plan, but it can't be at the expense of creating any offense of their own.
  8. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    These are true words. When they stop creating offense, they lose. Every. Fucking. Time. How is it that every spectator can see it, but the coaches and offensive line can't?
  9. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is fun.
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yes. Every single woman on the planet, roughly 3.5 billion, right? You can make a simple statement about what every single one of them wants in a man. That doesn't sound ridiculous at all as a starting premise. I'm sure you have a much better understanding of this guy's situation than he does...
  11. lurkingdirk

    Losing your Job

    That's too bad, man. Something will come up, it's bound to!
  12. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Holy crap, who could not see that goal coming a mile away? Ottawa all of a sudden shifted into penalty kill mode, creating no offense. Malkin is a beast. Edit: they just posted, 14 minutes in to the third, Ottawa hasn't had a shot this period. What the hell happened?
  13. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    As of today, I believe you, sir!
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There is a new food truck in town. It's tied to a local farm. They grow pigs and cows, and this food truck serves their home made sausage, smoked beef tips, shredded pork, thin-sliced beef, and so forth. I'm trying desperately to work my way through their menu, but they don't have a regular...
  15. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    So Ottawa winning game 1 in Pit, and holding them to 0-0 through most of 2 periods is a pretty good sign that Ottawa's got some balls.
  16. lurkingdirk

    qwerty's rehabilitation thread

    Just nipples to navel. That will tell us what we need to know.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is all good advice, but don't forget to take her to pound town once in a while.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Rapacious Faggots Thread

    You hear that guys?
  19. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Ottawa vs Anaheim. Best ratings ever.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Coffee Thread

    I've managed to get a third crack on my decaf beans, so my decaf coffee appears to have the robust flavour I'm looking for. Small victories.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Rumors and gossip

    Retards of a feather post together? Is that how it goes?
  22. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Good grief, that was a beautiful, and I don't say that lightly, a beautiful goal to win in overtime for Ottawa. Just amazing!
  23. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Okay.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    So I hate paying anyone to do anything on my property, I want to do it myself. I have a tree hanging partially over the house. It evidently got hit by lightning, and is now not only dead, but completely petrified. I've had five companies out, prices ranged at the high end to $3,000, and I...
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sheesh, you're a miserable fucking shitlord.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    Gas powered vibrators are a real thing. Possibly better than battery powered, I'm guessing more bulky, but you're the expert.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You likely shouldn't be giving any advice in this thread as every woman you've ever met disappointed you by not giving you the time of day. Just sayin'.
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    Rumors and gossip

  29. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Interesting. McDonald's introduces Frork (yes, a french fry fork) and 3 new sandwiches
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I can't keep up with the ratings in this fuckingi thread. Supertastingqualitycalories.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    post error
  32. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Each county has different laws about what you need to do with independent breakers and smoke detectors. Check your local ordinances. That's the best I can do. Or, snake power from the nearest source, make it easy, and be fine. Those units won't draw enough to have any impact on the existing...
  33. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Ottawa and Pittsburgh are interesting.
  34. lurkingdirk

    qwerty's rehabilitation thread

    This type of post likely doesn't help shorten your sentence. Just sayin'.
  35. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Too bad for Edmonton. They had a good year, though, and I expect we'll see them have another good one next year.
  36. lurkingdirk

    2017 NHL Playoffs Thread

    That was some fun hockey to watch. I'd have preferred a Washington win, but they didn't earn it tonight. I'm so pulling for an Edmonton win tonight.
  37. lurkingdirk

    please post if you're REALLY A GUY but pretending to be a woman

    Your hairy tits are a dead giveaway, just so you know.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You have no idea.