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Did he say which Wendys? I hear some are better than others.

Yup.

This is good advice.

Go, get the belt, son.

Yeah, there are other women here, but you have the nicest butt.

Holy crap, people. It's a dog. Some times it will hump your leg. That doesn't mean it has mommy issues.

What in the actual fuck?

Well, as there is arsenic in treated wood, it's a bad idea to use it for raised beds. Find some cedar, or build it with treated wood and put in a liner.

Fuck a biscuit, dunk a cookie.

But did she ever fuck tomatoes? Because that needs to be represented in your poll. Worst poll ever.

My kids have started making breakfast on Saturday morning. It's generally served about 10, and I always get up at 5, so it's second breakfast for me, and I'm good with that. They work together and typically make bacon, english muffins, scrambled eggs, and some kind of sliced up fruit. Doesn't...

Somehow the pressure of the weight in the vest is calming. I have encountered a similar effect when our children were infants - blanket weight made them calmer and went to sleep better. No idea the science of it all.

Yeah, the kid in my area isn't autistic, he's a miserable fucking shitlord. I know this first hand, and I don't say this lightly about any kid. He was moved in to my daughter's classroom and he completely changed the dynamic of the room. He didn't listen, did whatever he wanted, and told the...

Holy crap. I weep for humanity.

I suppose you wouldn't need the flavour packet, then.

Yeah, there was a lawsuit here when a kindergarten teacher made one of her students wear the vest. It had awesome, immediate effects, but because she isn't licensed to make diagnoses of this sort, the parents sued the shit out of the school board. Ridiculous. I understand there might be some...

Well, Noodle, you've brought up two serious topics: First, people who eat with their mouths open. These people should be shot and then shit upon. Has there ever been a person on the planet who got up in the morning and thought, "You know, today I really hope I get to listen to someone orally...

This is a fair point.

Insist game night is pants optional. See how that goes.

Sounds dirty.

Okay, I laughed quite a lot at both of these.

This when a totally different direction than I thought it would when you said you've gotten your wife other ryobi battery operated products.

I wish I could go with battery powered stuff, but I have too many trees, and too big a property. We maintain about six acres of lawn, and then a whole boatload of trails and other spots. No way I could have enough batteries for all that. I stick with gas powered stuff, mostly Husqvarna. Their...

Ottawa can't get a fucking thing together here. Game was over in the second.

Anyone tried the minute maid slushie thingies at McDonalds yet?

Fair points. It's fun hockey to watch, in any case.

Caps not playing desperate enough tonight.

Yeah, I'll get this under control, and then explore options. I guess we'll see.

Nah, it's a sleep and blood pressure thing. Caffeine won't kill me, but it will aggravate symptoms. I'm reaping benefits already, though I am working through morning headaches without caffeine.

I've recently become quite good at roasting coffee. There is something magical about a well roasted coffee brewed very shortly after roasting. Then, my doctor told me I had to get off caffeine completely. Well fuck. So I'm roasting decaf. Not as good. I continue to roast the real deal for my...

Playing hockey tonight I deflected a wicked hard slap shot from the blue line in over the blocker of the net minder. Heavy traffic in front of the net. It's so bloody satisfying when that works.

Sharpening a chain is super easy with very little practice. You can also buy guides to fit on your file so your angle is right. It's seriously worth figuring out.

Or are you just a maroon?

On my vacations I typically hike 6-12 KM per day with a pack on in the mountains. A cruise sounds dreadful to me. I've never done one, have no plans to do so.

I have never been to a good Taco Bell. I've tried it many times, but every time the food comes out wrapped badly, beans or whatever all over the outside of the wrapping, and the ratio of beans to wraps to whatever is off. I have literally never had a good Taco Bell experience. Consequently, I...

Man, Edmonton just got robbed. He was offside, and the goal should have been called back. That's the end of this game. Thanks, refs.

Yeah, that was pretty great. Edmonton is balls to the wall here, but they just can't connect. The pressure is all Edmonton, but they are behind by one. Guess we'll see what the third has in store.

Yes, instead of you being an insecure twat, the issue is clearly me following you around, and being a fgt. Good catch.

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