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I encourage my kids to be up to date on current events. They read news, listen to radio news, talk about events with me and my wife and our friends. Today I heard my middle child say "What the fuck is wrong with us?" while looking at the news. I didn't make it an issue. She is asking a...

Well, then, here is a suggestion: go away and never return. You were voted AssHat because you are a shitty poster and quite a cunt. Sorry, Amod, I know we're trying to cut down on the personal attacks, but this is a professional AssHat we're talking about. Some leniency should be granted.

So in my kitchen we have recessed pot lights. Eight of them, 75 watts each. That's 600 watts. They were on a dimmer rated for 500 watts. There are four switches for these lights, two of them don't work, the wiring is screwed up. I've tried desperately to correct it, but a professional...

Hmmm, I want the gift card, but I don't want to spend any time on this.

Prove it. I want pictures of cinnamon rolls cooked in your bge.

Oh shit. Why did we not lobby harder for LulzAssHat to win? He would have quit the forums. Sigh. Hindsight is 20/20.

So many sandy vaginas.

True. Can we finally find something good to say about a_skeleton_03? :D

AssHat award is superior award. It brings joy to many and mental breakdowns to the winners. I'm quite proud of the AssHat award here.

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Hey @Amod , can we please lock this to help shut the AssHat up?

Hey, man. Each round is a unique snowflake deserving of it's own thread.

The McCheese is week with this one.

Damn. He wanted it.

You chose wisely.

Yes. I will now call this competition over. 2016 AssHat: Tolan With a vote of 25 votes for Tolan and 14 for Olscratch, Tolan is a total fucking AssHat. Let us all take a moment to appreciate the AssHattery that emanates from Tolan, the AssHat. Could someone photoshop this hat on to his...

Wendy's. He's referring to Wendy's, folks.

You're going to have to provide pictures of that. For science.

This is probably one of the more adult things I've read on this forum. Good for you, man, for recognizing this and making it part of your decision making process. I applaud you.

Meet her at a restaurant. Let her get whatever shit she's got on her chest off. Leave her with the bill. (But meet her at least)

I approve of this scale.

Or hubcaps?

Oh, oh, oh! I know! I know!

This should be the line used in all advertising for FOH.

NOW who's being a cunt? (Just kidding Cad, I love you.)

You're quite the cunt. You're quite the cunt.

You're quite the cunt.

are you a wizard?

This will close tomorrow afternoon. Get your votes in.

What about shooping the hat in #3 on to the existing avatar? That's the winner thus far and I'm about to kill this.

Had the Grand Mac today. Meh. Same as a Big Mac, but larger. Meat/bun ratio exactly the same. Sloppiness factor the same. Harder to eat because of the size and shit slipping around. I'll likely never get it again.

Yeah. You should be real proud.

Is this a vote? WTF?

@Amod Can this be true?

Nope. Say your choice out loud.

Voting for this round is done. Okay, here are the results: LulzSect (14) vs. Tolan (31) LulzSect is eliminated, Tolan advances. Screamfeeder (13) vs. olscratch (34) Screamfeeder is eliminated, olscratch advances. Final voting round here: AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!