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  1. lurkingdirk

    AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

    C'mon people now, smile on your brother. Find the best AssHat picture possible!
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    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Yes.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    I'm with you on this one. One might think it would be fun to be amod, but then you realise you'd have to deal with people here.
  4. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    Yes, that's round 2. That's an entirely fair compromise. I'm up for it!
  5. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    Is this an attempt to say you are voting the same way?
  6. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    No. I randomly chose to rank people by the FOH ratings number and then assigned them to this pre-formulated bracket. I didn't try to reinvent the wheel, just used pre-existing systems. You should probably punch yourself in the dick. Just cause. Then tell us about it.
  7. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    For everyone's interest, here is a thread by which you might be the lucky dog to suggest the winning avatar for our AssHat winner: AssHat Avatar suggestion thread
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    AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

    We need an appropriate avatar for our AssHat champion to wear for one month. Please submit a picture of what you deem to be an appropriate avatar for said winner. I will leave this open until Saturday for suggestions. Here are the guidelines: 1. It has to be SFW. The AssHat may venture in to...
  9. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    I should mention that in the event of a tie between two contestants I will break the tie with a coin toss.
  10. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Well, I guess I did have time tonight, though I didn't think I would. Round 1 of voting is open: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1 Vote early. Vote often. Voting closes Friday.
  11. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    So, we're down to it. The brackets are below. Here's how you vote: Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote...
  12. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Here are the rankings, sorted by FOH Ratings. Highest ranked will meet lowest ranked and work toward the middle in the brackets. 2 Itzena (Rank #22) 5 Lumi (Rank #21) 68 qwertyqweqwertwqert (Rank #20) 90 Brando (Rank #19) 141 Szlia (Rank #18) 280 wormie (Rank #17) 286 popsicledeath...
  13. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    The nominations are closed, I will be updating more in a while with the method. There will be brackets. Bet if you like. NO ADDITIONAL NOMINATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED AT THIS POINT, THE FIELD IS SET. Stay tuned.
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    WTF is a Grand Mac?
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    Consensus Got Fired

    Holy fuck. I wish you hadn't reproduced.
  16. lurkingdirk

    How much income is enough?

    Our house is paid off and each kid already has a sufficient college fund to get them through a masters or whatever. I still feel 350k would be tough...
  17. lurkingdirk

    How much income is enough?

    I have five kids. At least one of them will make it big so they can pay for my cushy retirement. Right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't fall for this. He just wants to watch you jerk off. You'll not be successful in this ply again, Deathwing.
  19. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Okay, a couple things: First, Draegan has been voted ineligible. I don't believe this is bad, he is so universally disliked I believe it would have been no contest. I now award Draegan the lifetime achievement award for AssHat of the Century. Can I get an Amen? This was how the vote for that...
  20. lurkingdirk

    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    Hey, @Amod could one of you close this thread now? It has served its function. Thanks.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds to me like you have helped many men achieve orgasm.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It seems likely you have never actually caused a woman to have an orgasm.
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    How much income is enough?

    The difference in property taxes from state to state and county to county is crazy. I've got 40 acres and 5 buildings with an assessed value somewhere over $800K and I pay less than $4,000 in taxes. I can't remember the exact numbers off the top of my head, but that's stupid cheap. I miss...
  24. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    That's pretty good.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    Is he a douchenozzle or an AssHat?
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm glad someone got it! :)
  27. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry, I'm just not in to feet.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    People are voting, no one talking.
  29. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    We will answer this question with democracy! Please go and take this poll to determine whether Draegan should be eligible for this contest. One day voting, results will be honoured. Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?
  30. lurkingdirk

    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    Simple majority decides, this contest will honor the outcome of this poll. You have 1 day to vote. (Only one day because if he is disallowed, those who chose him as one of their three can change their nominations.) Should DickFaceDraegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year? Only yes or no. The...
  31. lurkingdirk

    A Series of Unfortunate Events

    Is this show suitable for kids? They all loved the books so much, which is kind of odd as they are so dark. Is there a rating? I can't find one. Edit, never mind, Netflix says it is aimed at audiences 11-12 years old.
  32. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Did Draegan post after the ReRolled thing? What do people think about including him in this. He might enjoy winning that. Also, if nominating people, please use whole names and not nicknames. I don't know all the nicknames.
  33. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Nominations for ReRolled/ReReRolled/FiresOfHeaven AssHat of the Year! Here we go, folks! The annual AssHat of the year award for the calendar year 2016 needs to be given out. Who will be the champion? Here are the rules for nominating: 1. ANY member may be nominated. That includes regular...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It took great restraint for me not to post this, but I'm glad someone did. I mean c'mon, man!
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    How much income is enough?

    Man, it varies so much from place to place. You can get a substantial, nice, four bedroom home on a two acre lot here for under 200K$. You don't need to be making all that much to have a big home, and food costs are also low.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had to put this here.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Okay, I paid. When does the chair show up? Same time as the game?