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Okay, here are the options. Vote for one. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Option 9: no change to avatar.

We have arrived, folks. We have two finalists. One of these two will be nominated the AssHat of 2016, will have the user title AssHat of 2016, and will wear the avatar of our choosing (see other thread here: Vote for the AssHat Avatar ) Results of last round of voting: Asshat of 2016 Voting...

Yes, that exists. You didn't do it.

Brioche bun sounds right.

Why are you deflecting? Talk about your wife's buns.

No you didn't.

He was hoping to win AssHat, but his bad trolling eliminated him early.

Yeah, but you got there. Who doesn't struggle in the first years of marriage?

Not true if you get anything other than their standard bun. One of their chicken sandwiches has a unique bun, it's almost like a pretzel bun. One of their best sandwiches IMO, and it's likely because of the superior bun. Are your wife's buns mushy, too?

You'll live. This round ending soon. Vote now.

Are you trying to fight banana retardation with your own version of retardation? Yours isn't better. How about you stop?

Nice. Keep them coming. We'll have a vote in a few days.

Could you please write a longer version of this with more data presented? I think that would up the number of people who read this.

Yeah, I have a big fucking crush on you right now because of how you honoured the commitment you made to him. Folks, you read it here. Being together can be even more important than regular sex, and the relationship can be incredibly fulfilling. It's this level of commitment I think we need...

This final is going to be good.

Please stop talking about it altogether.

Can we ban this fucker already?

Not as good as 2 girls and a cup.

And suggest pictures for the winner here: AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

Sweet! How 'bout some more pictures people?

Next round of voting is up: Asshat of 2016 Voting Round 4

Voting is now closed for this round. Here are the results: Cad (9) vs. LulzSect (38) Cad is eliminated, LulzSect advances. (Seems to be an early favourite...) Tolan (30) vs. Tanoomba (14) Tanoomba is eliminated, Tolan advances. (A surprise dark-horse...) Woolygimp (19) vs. Screamfeeder...

Here we go, folks! It's getting exciting. Results from previous round of voting are here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 3 Here we begin round three, and things are getting interesting. As before, the list to copy/paste and then highlight your choice is below. In the event of a tie, I will...

You know folks, if no one responds to him the retardation stops.

wtf do I do with this?

Tie her to the bed. No drywall repair needed.

Y'all can go suck a bag of dicks with this bitching about the seeds. I picked a method, I was consistent. Any method picked would have brought bitching. Suck it up. I'll likely be wrapping up this round of voting later tonight. Get your votes in while you can! And go and suggest more pictures...

That is truly cringe-worthy. Thin George singing and dancing. I do want a hamburger now, though.

No. You're just not that smart.

You're not smart enough to do that.

I wanted to point out that Tanoomba has voted for himself each round thus far. He really wants this. Next round COULD be Tanoomba vs. LulzSect. Fights may break out.

Round 3 of voting is up! AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 3

Okay, this round is all done. Here are the results: Cad (24) vs. popsicledeath (15) Cad advances, popsicledeath is eliminated. LulzSect (34) vs. Hoss (5) LulzSect advances, Hoss is eliminated. Gravel (5) vs. Tolan (32) Tolan advances, Gravel is eliminated. tanoomba (35) vs. Big Flex (4)...

Round 2 is in the books. See the results here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 2 Here we begin round three, and things are getting interesting. As before, the list to copy/paste and then highlight your choice is below. In the event of a tie, I will resolve it with a coin toss. This round will end...

I didn't miss it. You can't vote two people in to one spot.

I'm diggin it when people provide explanations. Makes it fun. And, I just wanted to point out Tanoomba voted for himself.

Sorry, I wasn't clear. This will likely be closed sometime late tomorrow or mid day Sunday. Depends on my mood.

Round 2 voting here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 2 Go!

Voting is closed for this round. Here are the results: Popsicledeath (21) vs. Wormie (10) - Wormie eliminated, Popsicledeath advances to the next round. Tolan (24) vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert :emoji_nose:9) - qwertyqweqwertwqert eliminated, Tolan advances to the next round. tanoomba (28) vs. lumi (2) -...

The results are in, thanks to all participating in the good natured fun that is the AssHat competition. See the last vote results here: AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1 So, our bracket now looks like this: As before, copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The...