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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I thought that went without saying.
  2. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Great come back. Great game.
  3. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    You know what's great? Ohio State is no where near this game. Clearly the correct team got there.
  4. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Mother of God. Did that just happen? I'm moist.
  5. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I fucking hate Alabama
  6. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Clemson just got raped and they didn't call pass interference. Would have changed the game.
  7. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I would actually pay pretty big money to see Alabama lose tonight. If we can get enough money I bet we can make it happen. Who is with me?
  8. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On a separate yet related note, my wife saw canned beef barbecue and got some. Like canned chicken or tuna, but bbq. I am married to a Philistine.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You like shit?
  10. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Beef carpaccio is God's food.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, you sauce steaks with ketchup, you fool.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Were you planning an expansion any time soon? Under foundations is, in my experience, a perfect place to hide bodies. The digging is practically done for you!
  13. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Can I be transotter? Don't limit me, man.
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

  15. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Go on.
  16. lurkingdirk

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    If Mist likes you that much you should expect to be sucking it.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have. I've done it fried in a dry pan so it has a crispy but not coloured sear. put it on fresh baked bread, mouth orgasm. Serve it cold with a hot compote. mouth orgasm. I guess we'll see how the mood hits me.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have two very large pieces of foie gras. How would you prepare them?
  19. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I rode my motorcycle a lot less this summer. Not sure exactly why, don't think it was a conscious decision. I'd never get rid of my bike, but somehow I'm less enthusiastic than I was.
  20. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Yeah, if I buy a vehicle I save until I have cash in hand. I hate financing. Although the 0 % financing is nice and something I would likely do. My 1999 truck has no rust. I'm just the second owner, the previous being this old dude who never drove outta town with it. The motor is perfect - no...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That would be a good world.
  22. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Sigh. I think it's time to update my truck. Top and bottom ball joints in the front end. Another $800. It is a 1999, but it only has 89,000 miles on it. Perhaps it's time to get the F150 I've always wanted.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Welcome back Tanoomba

    Actually, I believe he's a fucking white male.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    During pregnancy we used a pneumatic rotary sex tool. It broke and I inflated my wife to 38 psi. I always wondered why our third child seemed deficient...
  25. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You need better friends.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You could keep it simple and tasty and do Indian food, I did that over this holiday break and it was a winner. Make a good buttered chicken, a chick-pea dish, and have a mountain of rice on hand. Make some Naan (or go and get it at Costco who has good Naan you bake yourself), and do a yogurt...
  27. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Destroyed by words? I said people were eating with their mouths open and it rustled me. You decided (for who knows what reason) to take issue with that and you said people didn't have their mouths open when they were chewing. Because you didn't believe me. Even though you were likely a thousand...
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    So I don't like banana. Just don't like the flavour. Therefore McDonalds smoothies trigger me because they have none with a no banana option.
  29. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I hate USC. Sigh.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Enjoy your troll. I have no reason to continue this discussion in which you have absolutely no way to prove you are right, but you act with the certitude in the way that only idiots do. Enjoy your evening.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Man, KFC tastes good when eating it, but I always feel like shit about a half hour later. Every. Damn. Time. I haven't had it for probably a dozen years.
  32. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I fucking loled
  33. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Actually, I referenced the visuals. Watching them eat was like looking at a cement mixer. So, keep up. You're wrong. And people who chew with their mouths open are inconsiderate. This all started because I spent time with people who chew with their mouths open. You really think I don't know...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That place is unreal beautiful. Go if you can.
  35. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Netflix no longer has any food network or DIY network shows. Miserable shitlords.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nah. I just haven't eaten any beef today.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Too much fat for a finished cook in my books, but that is subjective. Looks like you did a nice job finishing it. Post more. Pictures of beef are always welcome here!