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What the fuck, man? Mouths were totally open. Watching them eat was like watching a cement mixer. You don't believe mouths were opened? If they weren't, I wouldn't have had an issue in the first place. But, hey. You don't believe it. Okay. At the moment, you're rustling me a little bit. Why...

I don't think my forty year old fried would react the same way. I even said at one point, "could everyone chew with their mouth closed, please?" and the loudest offenders laughed and asked "why?" That's when I started eating alone in my office. Here's what bothers me about that. You don't care...

Could of? Shit man.

Just spent a lot of time with very good friends. One thing - they all eat like fucking pigs. What is the deal with people chewing with their mouth open? Some of them seem to see how much noise they can possibly make with things like crisp apples or chips. All weekend I made food ready, and then...

That Ohio State game was the greatest Christmas present ever.

I think the better team won. That is, the team that was better tonight. There were days this year when Michigan would have dominated. Today was not that day.

Here is something you don't often hear on this forum or many other forums online: I really respect you. Not merely for putting your family as a priority in your life, but for speaking about it honestly and without resentment. I think we could do with a lot more folks like you.

The tension is palpable.

I feel like crap for laughing so hard at this.

As soon as I had a full time job (summers starting at 14) my parents charged me rent for the months I worked full time. They put that money in an account they revealed to me when I went to college. It was a good learning experience that while I had a salary I should pay my way, and it was good...

Fuck, man. Did you not hear? Brad said this was going to rock. Prepare yourself for rocking.

This is going to turn into a shit-storm.

This forum needs an enema because of this thread.

I loled.

I believe you mentioned that it's rocking harder than ever before. That's something.

oops. Better with a picture.

pfft. RIP the artist formerly known as Princess Leia.

I believe it would actually be more sandy than anything else.

Is he still doing that shit? Come on, man!

It puts the oil on its skin. (Don't make me get the hose.)

did you post the recipe?

I cut my toenails this morning. I guess that's my news for today.

But did you wrap them for yourself to open?

Everything turned out just as hoped. The Beef Wellington was the star of the evening - the meat came out so tender you didn't need a knife to cut it, and there was just the right ratio of meat, mushrooms, and pastry. I was really happy, and I even have a couple of slices of it left for lunch...

I have spent myself today. Beef Wellington wrapped and in the fridge ready for the oven. Panna Cotta stiff and ready for fresh fig topping. Root veg ready for roasting. Potatoes gonna be mashed. Persimmon Pudding made. Cheese fondue to start. 20 people coming. It's going to be awesome.

This has to be one of the saddest food pictures ever.

Ah, the standard fix for textured walls.

This is the kind of innovative thinking that makes this place great.

Because the walls are textured, you're going to see that forever. It will never be quite right. I'd like to meet the person who first decided textured walls and ceilings are a good idea so I can slap that person in the pussy.

And tits. Don't forget tits.

Ban Mist unless he posts either his tits or his dick. Either will do.

You guys don't talk to your brother while having sex with your wife?

Yeah, what he said. You can do this, there are just a couple things to remember: 1. turn the water off at the toilet if there is a shutoff there. Often, older shut off valves will start dripping when you touch them. Put a container to collect it while you work and check if for a few days when...

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Will need macro picture of her asshole in order to answer well.

Have you worn out your old fleshlight? I could get you a new one of those.

-provided plenty of material for comedians