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Yeah, easy cheap thing to try then is lift the toilet and put in a new wax seal. Question - is your bathroom tiled? Sometimes, standard wax seals are not adequate for tiled floors. They have extra thick ones, or you can use two.

Hire a hot cleaning lady.

This will answer much.

Yeah, I don't need it to be that clean, but clutter drives me crazy.

More likely Zwarte Piet - Wikipedia

Sigh. Ignore it is.

I live with four women with long hair. I am aware of this, too. It just didn't sound likely in this scenario. Shower drain hair clumps may be one of the most disgusting things ever.

Your toilet can't be the culprit of sewage smell unless 1. there's no water in the bowl, or 2. you forgot to flush after a nasty dump. The only other way is if your wax seal is bad, in which case you would know, because there would be leakage upon flushing. More likely it's your shower. If you...

The electoral college is kinda rustling me right now.

Late and leisurely breakfast - we always have smoked salmon and scrambled eggs on home made crumpets. After breakfast we open gifts, then everyone does whatever they want for a couple hours while I get the Christmas dinner going. This year I'm doing beef wellington. Typically we go for a huge...

I haggled snow tire prices at Costco. It's always an option to pay less.

Currently drinking this; I'm enjoying it, but it's kind of a novelty beer. Wouldn't want it too often. Hoppy with a lot of citrus and a hint of pineapple. 7/10

That is bonkers. I don't even know the rules on that. If you catch a ball but use your opponents body to hold it, does it count? It seems so.

Jeeze, man, clean and organize your house! Also, when people suggested names for my kids I told them unless they were willing to hold my ballsack while I impregnated my wife, they should probably stop offering suggestions. Had a 100% no-more-suggestions success rate with this.

Does Tourtiere count? Meat pie for you fucking heathens who don't know a good French meat pie. Caribou and cranberries in a fine pastry shell. That shit is better than cake or fruit pie. If I have to be limited to dessert pies or cakes, I still stick with pies. I find you can develop more...

Yet strangely compelling.

I've been walking, just in the wrong places I guess. May try to find some this weekend.

Pudding pops. This is referencing nothing. I'm just pulling it outta my butt.

I haven't seen a single one. In fact, I have only ever seen two Pikachus in the wild.

Give it time.

Anyone catch a Christmas hat Pikachu yet?

No. It's a comment about pudding. He fucking loves it.

And pudding. I heard he's a fucking pudding god.

Incidentally, did you know,

A hidden Haiku Not bad man, way to go dude Now go fuck a goat

Actually, we've never tried a strap on. Anyone recommend it?

Yes to the strap on Okay to the cooking meals Sorry, I don't dust A Haiku in response.

Holy crap. I probably work fewer hours than my wife, so I'm more the stay at home person. Do I have to do these things?

No, you TELL her what she wants for dinner. Don't you know anything about women? Sheesh.

Make up for it by taking pictures of her asshole and posting them here. Allow her to vote on which is her favourite.

Don't you want some hairy, depressed pussy*? * May or may not contain dick.

I'm pretty sure Toronto is already eliminated from the playoffs.

This may not be true of women after childbirth.

You're an animal.

You have told that story before. It's still awesome.

And I made lasagna tonight. No american cheese was involved. Fuck that.

Sadly cheese was not involved.

What the fuck is going on in here? This thread is giving me rage and I'm not even sure why. But my wife and I just had on-the-sly sex while the kids were downstairs, so I'm not that mad.