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Well, that's good.

I know you are, but what am I?

You faggots will tell me to put cottage cheese in lasagna next.

I heard that, too.

Um, no. It is possible to have headphones in and still be aware of the world around you. I know exactly the kind of person you mean in the grocery store, but I'm not one of them. But thanks for your kind words. They made my morning.

I am so with you. Put an album on the headphones, or listen to a book, and take my time in the store getting exactly what I want while ignoring all the other humans on the planet. It's like a weekly holiday.

Grocery store milfs in yoga pants. It's a highlight.

Take your time. I understand the urge to be quick, but if you fill a big garbage can a week, it'll go quickly enough.

Snow tires for the truck not here yet. Sliding around like a motherfucker. Pissing me off something huge.

You may be trolling. I hope you're trolling.

I took him off ignore, but I believe it might be time to put him back on. Come the fuck on, man. Stop with the bananas. Please.

I'm guessing it varies by day.

I have two 15 year old and a 14 year old. Please kill me now.

Amen to this. We had everything on a routine, and that promoted better sleep for everyone. Everyone had their own space to sleep, including us parents. I don't want kids in my bed. It isn't a North American thing, it's plain and simple that I don't want to sleep with my children. I sleep with my...

Just a few more. Then he's done. For sure.

Where is the Festivus theme you miserable shitlords?

Yeah, well FUCK YOU, man. I'm totally flaming you now. Flame flame flame FLAME!!!!!!1!1! I'm kidding. I can't be mad at you, Khane.

People mock me all the time. I still get handjobs when I want them. Life is good.

Sometimes I just want a handjob. Frankly I find it more difficult to finish from a blowjob than a handjob. I'm glad you think both feel better than the hand, in my opinion, you're wrong. Isn't it great that we all have different preferences?

I cradle mine next to my ballsack.

I'm 42 and in very good shape. I work out daily, am slim/trim, and eat healthy always. I also have a full, luxuriant head of hair. I'm the envy of many 40 year olds.

The shower is perfect for all kinds of jobs. Oral, handy, anal, you name it.

I'm on no drugs, I just have a quick recovery period. Always have. A quicky handy followed by a quality shag is a good night's work.

So any of you married dudes ever get a handjob anymore? It happens periodically here. Just a spontaneous thing - all the kids are in bed before us for a change, we're watching something stupid on TV, and a little handy J happens on the couch. I find it quite fun. Of course, typically I'm ready...

See, your problem is that you think most people have some level of common sense. They don't.

This is truth.

That is stupid high. What's your soil like there? decently dense? For a small structure like that they may not even need deep footings.

Go 8x12. Not that much more money, you'll appreciate the extra space.

Friday I have a thing with a few friends where we're going to eat nothing but fast food for all 3 meals plus snacks. Give me guidance. Where do we go for breakfast, then morning snack, then lunch, then afternoon snack, then dinner, then evening snack, then hangover food.

This thread is currently simultaneously entertaining, horrifying, and confusing. I'm just going to sit in the corner and jack off and see what happens.

I have a friend who swears blowjobs are best with a butt plug in place. I have not explored this myself, so I can't speak to the truth of it. Madam Gravy, give it a whirl and report back with the gent's reaction.

You can't seriously leave that hanging out there and expect no one will make an inappropriate comment, right? "Hey, baby, I have some quality meat right here for you to receive."

I've been married a long time. Had a lot of kids. The sex life activity varied (when you have twins the energy level does take a dip, and then 2 more within 2 years...). But sex was never lacking. Neither of us felt like we were being denied, and oral has always been willingly plentiful on both...

Well, fuck.