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What a glistening turd Notre Dame laid today. Ohio State won because of a bad coaching decision, not because they were the better team. That stings. So many upsets, so delicious.

Bye-bye Louisville.

I periodically fuck yams. Don't tell the potatoes.

Name already chosen. Noodle 2017. First and middle name. Boom. Done.

This is pretty amazeballs. Gordon Ramsay's roast turkey with lemon, parsley and garlic

Will there be trannies in Pantheon as a shout out to ReFiresOfRolled?

Yup. We're riding this thing to the grave, baby. On the up-side, it's totally reliable and has no rust. Keep on keepin' on, I guess.

So my Honda minivan just hit 250,000 miles. I've been doing all maintenance myself for the last 8 years. It's a 2003. Still reliable as fuck and totally solid. Regular maintenance is the only cost. Just for shits and giggles I priced out the contemporary new version of what we have. Holy fuck...

Wow, risky business up in here, but I prevailed with Shay Mitchell. Mmmmmmhmmmm.

Don't let me down #3!

Periodically my wife needs to use my truck. No problem. She's a foot shorter than I am, so she has to move the seat and steering wheel to the extreme for short people. I have to have it to the extreme for tall people. I can literally not get in with it set to her settings. It's not a big deal...

Confirmed true.

Damn. I was really hoping Mist would hook up with the new tranny dude who surfaced.

Holy crap, this is hilarious.

Sorry, man. Showering with my kids was a true success story here. Maybe don't give up on it so quick. The shower raining down might just take a second or third try to be "normal." I really hope you find something that works well very soon. That shit's a challenge.

So you like dudes. Got it. :)

See? We're helping you expand your horizons.

We need a full frontal nude for science.

Sticking with 3. It's been good to me most times...

I want this played at my funeral.

Yvonne Strahovski. MmmmmHmmm. #3 treating me right.

Turkey bacon makes me sad. But not as sad as this: Request Rejected

We're just checking out Sling TV. It's great for sports, but you do have to have a very good high speed connection.

Florida St., 3 losses, still ranked. Can't explain that.

#3 Please not Clint. Please?

Dang, my game is weak. Vaporeon - 1546 (water gun, aqua tail) Hypno - 1120 (confusion, shadow ball) Jolteon - 1054 (Thunder Shock, Thunderbolt) Gengar - 777 (Shadow Claw, Shadow Ball) Parasect - 741 (Fury Cutter, Cross Poison) Hypno - 720 (Zen Headbutt, Shadow Ball)

wat

If you don't report that to his supervisor you are an idiot.

Hallie Jackson

He's a man pretending to be a depressed and unfulfilled lesbian. That's quite an endorsement.

We need a poll about polls to see which is the greatest of polls.

You should have made the poll a scale from 1 to Mist.

Beef shoulder roast. How should that be done?

I bet on an unsavory outcome. It's a sure win.

I've been cooking, man.