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This thread makes me simultaneously horny, repulsed, and curious. There should be a poll with suggested responses.

Why do you fear erect male nipples? Tell me about your father.

That moment when you're actually falling for your own bait...

I can count to G.

I would probably regularly shit in your shoes if I had to live with you.

No reading material in your life except Tanoomba and Araysar posts. Only thing you can ever read. For the rest of your life.

Holy crap, man. This is slim pickins. I'm sticking with #3, but if I get Coulter I may find you and hurt you.

hmm. Vida Guerra. I'll take that. #3 serving me well.

That would be amazing.

I think you guys should both post your tits and we'll sort this out.

One of my teenage daughters has a "friend" at school who said she's going to the Halloween party this year as jail bait. Essentially just an excuse to dress totally slutty in public. God help me, I'm going to have about 60 14-16 year old kids here for that party.

That's a straight up dick move.

I speak in a calm, rational manner thereby rendering whatever argument she's making invalid.

Attach a bunch of coat hangers to yourself and tell people you're an abortion.

Ohio State only down to #6 after losing to an unranked team? I call shenanigans.

I think one thing you want to avoid is to first and foremost be his buddy. There are going to be many times where he is going to have to respect the authority your station in life grants you over him, like if your girlfriend has to run to the store and he stays home. I'm not suggesting you...

I also believe he's edging in order to maximize the juiciness of the Jews he spurts all over this board's face.

Won't get through limbs as quickly as the chopping machete. Do you even dismember?

1. A weapon to wield. Can be fictitious (i.e. phaser, iron man mark V suit, Mjolnir, etc). You may dual wield. Unlimited supply of and a 2. A sidekick/partner in your battle (because I want to repopulate the earth with her.) 3. A song blaring in a continuous loop over the still...

Well, Notre Dame looks the best this week it has all year! I love that Houston lost. I love that Ohio State is being held to a low score, and I'm hoping hard they lose. This is a great sport!

I did a quick, fun read: The Paris Architect: A Novel by Charles Belfoure about an architect during WW II who reluctantly designed hiding places for Jews even though he collaborated with the Germans in designing munitions factories. Pretty good book. I just started Cryptonomicon by Neal...

Sweet #3. mmmmmm

Have you tried taking him in the shower with you? The novelty of it might make him happy.

I'm in with my usual #3 and hoping I don't get Richard Gere. Don't wanna shove hamsters up my butt and all that.

Just grab a toddler in each hand and start swinging. I think you'll find their reaction time is very limited.

When you do make the hole, make sure you put it on the correct side of the toilet.

Notre Dame has the week off. I know we all expect them to come back after this extended period of intense coaching as an excellent team. I mean, right?

This is an unfortunate turn for this thread.

Cave Crickets, or whatever the hell they are called. One of my outbuildings is a crap old dirt floor piece of crap in which I store shit that doesn't rust and is rarely used. I pound that door open and listen to these fricking things jumping around. I'm seriously considering just torching the...

I'll only enter if Mist includes a picture of his dick.

I really like the look of that nice apron sink, man, but I'm always afraid it'll get dinged up and look like crap in a couple of years. Keep us posted.

Start a poll. How many here are cut, how many not, how many if forced at gun point to suck a dick are hoping it's cut, you know-those old questions.

Would there be categories of success? Longest? Thickest? Most Goblin like? Do not want?

Lucky #3. Please at least be a girl.

How far are you willing to take it? If you're willing to take it ass to mouth in order to get this job, lie away.

A question that haunts us all.