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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Hey faggot, what's your favourite type of pie?
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Clemson has changed the momentum to their favour, I think they're going to take this game. Damned lot of turnovers and penalties.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame has potential, but holy crap is their defense shit. Big score today, and they let a crap team score 33 points. I love that Florida St. is losing. I also love that Tennessee is also losing.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Tits with "mist is a bitch" written in sharpie would be okay, too.
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    I do have a recipe I use to make sweet potato fries with honey. Salty sweet is good. But that's different!!!11!
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    Trump or Hillary - FOH Poll

    Hillary, no party affiliation.
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    Dudes, I'm only level 15 and have never been to a gym. I only play because it gets my kids to go walking with me. Someone give me advice on how to get experience. My strongest is a 1308 Vaporeon. HP 144/144, water gun and aqua tail. Mock me all you want. Just give me advice!
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 8

    #3 for a good time.
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    Nester's time of the month thread - AKA Soygen's Playground

    This post has also been reported. Because.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Incidentally, did you know their roast beef sandwiches are delicious?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's damned big of you. I appreciate posts of this sort, showing honesty.
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    Poll The Official Presidential Debate Thread (MON 9 PM EST 9/26/2016)

    Trump lost. And sniffed a lot. Hillary didn't shake, didn't tremble, didn't sniff.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 7 ~Welcome to Reality~

    I'm sad I missed this. This is hilarious.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Brian Kelly buys some time. Notre Dame fires D-coordinator after 1-3 start
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    lol Notre Dame lol Michigan State
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    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    Yes, but albino transgendered lesbians with a hair lip wasn't one of the options. Keep it together, man.
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    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    trex please stop responding to every post. You're killing your own thread.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife has this particular habit. Say she really wants something done. I'm deep in another project. She decides she's going to start whatever it is she wants done. She has no idea how to do it, so it gets partially completed and then she's unable to finish at a critical stage where shit's going...
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    She does that with her eyesocket.
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    That is the exact pocket knife I carry. I like how easy it is to open one handed. Also, I let my wife open my beers for me. I believe it is your vagina.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Real Canadian bacon is so much better than the stripy bacon. It has to be prepared right, though.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame confirmed irrelevant this year. Wow. What a piss poor showing. I hope they lose about 75% of their games so shit gets changed up.
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    The Moral Superiority Thread: How much better are Vegans?

    So, I'm educated. In many ways. I have worked on farms of all kinds. Poultry, beef, and pork. From birth to slaughter. I have also worked a beef slaughter house. I have caught chickens for processing. I have seen all sides of production of meat of many kinds. I happily eat meat. It's delicious...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Okay, so a few things. First, you're still stupidly using literally. You should probably work on that. Second, I don't care a bit about your feelings, and that is because you have demonstrated yourself a complete idiot. Finally, I can now quote everything you type about marriage and...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you fucking serious? That literally hurts your feelings? Are you a weak-minded idiot, or do you not know what literally means? Why the hell should that hurt your feelings, and why is it relevant to anyone's life if your feelings are all to easily hurt?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife and I actually talk about hot people with each other. We acknowledged years ago that we both notice hot people of the opposite sex, so rather than trying to hide that part of ourselves and feel guilty about it we bring it in the open and ask if they noticed hottie x or y. And I totally...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This looks like the field where Donald Trump grows his hair.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    dogs are chill

    Just to lighten the mood in here.
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    Parent Thread

    This is the true joy of family reunions when you have small kids.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    That was bloody awesome. Also, stupid slow start for Notre Dame, but pretty solid game by the end.
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    9/11/2001 - Where were you when Bush knocked down the towers?

    I was teaching a class and the university decided to kill all activities for the day, so my class was interrupted by a stooge who came in and said all students were to return to their dorms and turn on the televisions to know what was going on. I then watched the crashes in the faculty lounge...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Thank you for this example of "Advice you should not follow."
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    First World Problems

    I don't have to remove the tank, but I do have to remove a side panel which is about 20 hex nuts. Pain in the ass. I got a trickle charger that has a lead I can put right on the battery and is accessible if I take off the seat, which is easy.
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    First World Problems

    My BMW motorcycle has too many features and drains the battery if I don't go on long rides.
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    The Higher Education Thread: Justify Poor Life Choices

    I taught for a few years, and I continue to teach at a few different institutions as I want to. I mostly work for myself as I took all the knowledge and contacts I had made and dove deep into the music recording and live production business. But I worked with income constantly from the end of my...
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    The Higher Education Thread: Justify Poor Life Choices

    I have a bachelor's degree, two Masters, and two doctorate degrees. There is no chance whatsoever that I would have the career I have now without the connections and opportunities afforded me during my education. All my degrees are in the arts, in music. Getting the degrees I did has ensured the...