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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame working hard to lose.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I tried really hard to like Brown's show. I find him too goofy to take seriously, and the show has shitty editing. Particularly the sound editor. Whoever that is does a bad job. I don't doubt that AB is a great cook, I just don't like how he does his shows. Consequently I know very little about...
  3. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    NC State doing a remarkable job against Clemson. Fun game to watch.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You people need to learn how to sleep.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife hates cooking. I love it. I do virtually all the cooking. I have a substantial amount of free time, I usually do the laundry. I help the kids with their music lessons. That's more my thing. My wife spends a substantial amount of time dealing with homework. My wife deals with teenage...
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Can we use the Amod tag and then report the post for double the mods pleasure? Is that infraction worthy? I bet if we all worked at it we could make 10,000 Amod notifications before dinner.
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Nah. Cad is a bro. To someone.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    @Amod please close this thread now.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Actually, it more escalated very slowly and persistently over a long period of time until it reached its inevitable conclusion.
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    Poll How many women have you sexually assaulted?

    What are we talking about here, how many since breakfast?
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    Are You Team Taylor or Team Kim?

    Athletic women with some curves. That's exactly neither of them.
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    Are You Team Taylor or Team Kim?

    What if I find both unattractive?
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    Parent Thread

    My middle kid was fast at shit like walking and such, but snapping fingers was waaaaay delayed. Fine motor skills totally behind, still working at it at 11 to be honest. Be glad for little victories, and to sweat the other stuff just yet.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Tanoomba seems upset. (prediction: "Not at all.") The dick on the snare drum made me laugh, I can't lie.
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    There have been zero Pokemon in my neighbourhood tonight. I think they're all watching the debate because they're undocumented and are worried about being deported.
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    I'm working on evolving my Magicarp, to. He's my buddy. Just hit 110 candies and I have a fairly good sized magicarp ready to go. I went to campus with my kids today and gained 14,000 experience points, almost to level 17. Mock me not.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'd definitely try that.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    They were pretty rude to me, and maybe it is just the one here, but the food was terrible. I'll never go there again.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  20. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame really is a dreadful team, but this is hardly football. Think how slippery that ball is? People are tripping in the puddles. They really should have postponed this game.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 12

    I'm sticking with #3. Hoping for Betty White or Stephen Segal. I think.
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    Killer clown sightings

    Apparently there was a clown sighting in our town last night, and there was a called in threat that clowns were going to do something dreadful in the local schools tomorrow. All schools have indoor recess tomorrow, no students allowed outside the building once they are checked in. Each school...
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Dammit, Tom Jones. Maybe women will throw their panties at us while he blows me.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    So I had a Steak 'N Shake burger tonight. What a disaster. 1. it was so greasy the wrapping paper was literally dripping before I even opened it. 2. they put on so many condiments, I would estimate roughly 600% of what would be acceptable, that with every bite it was squirting out the side. 3...
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    Killer clown sightings

    The only kind worth hunting.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Oblio - your kids going to do cage matches in that thing? Soy - kitchen looks great! I like your flooring. What're you doing for back splash? Piccaso - You could do engineered laminate and get extra. That way you can only replace the messed up parts when you decide to sell and not have to...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's kind of pretty, actually.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Be kind. There is crap to be had in this round...
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    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

    I haven't liked these since the first, and I only kinda liked that one. I will almost certainly never see this film.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    You should really start logging what it is you take care of that isn't your job. Present it to management at annual review or whatever. Or create venues to tell them how much extra shit you're taking care of. There are a bunch of ways to make sure the people who matter know the extra effort is...
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    The Dating Game Celebrity Recommendations

    You could probably do one just on the show House. Start with her:
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    The Beer Thread

    Do you guys know the Greenbush Brewing company and their stuff? I had Dunegräs IPA from them recently, and it was just delicious. I get it now whenever I see it in the store.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's unforgivable. Better get her cooking lessons for mother's day.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Yeah, dem's not nice titties.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  36. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Clemson has this game. Shit's falling apart.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Lucky #3. I'm just hoping it's a woman...
  38. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Holy crap. Headlock not called. Louisville getting screwed by the officiating team. Game's getting super chippy, probably be fights soon.