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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I actually think Notre Dame has the potential for a good year if they avoid injuries.
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    I'm not so in to this game, but I'm playing it with my kids, and we're walking a boatload of miles every day looking for stuff. It's really fun to do this as a group. I'm a n00b, just made level 9, but my kids are having a riot with this.
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    Annoying shit your wife does

    My wife wants me to come along for grocery shopping. Just cause. I'd rather drive nails into my head. Buy food. You don't freaking need me for that.
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    When was the last time you had sex?

    Weak. I was over a thousand just a couple minutes ago.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    This new forum needs pictures of your wife's titties. It will make us all feel at home. Do it for the team, Johnny.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Can someone bring the info from the rerolled thread to here? Just so we don't lose all the predictions. :)
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Develop your sarcasm in order to avoid house hold tasks.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    While I appreciate your enthusiasm, no.
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    But everything is shit in rural America. Why should this game be different?
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    Home Improvement

    My effing air conditioner crapped out. Thought it was just the capacitor, so that's about a 20$ fix, but it wasn't. Compressor is bad, too. To fix it is same as a new unit. What a fun way to spend money.
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    Home Improvement

    Dat pussy, tho...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hate him? Sure. But respect the hell out of him? You betcha.
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    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    Going tomorrow night. Very excited.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    And where's my fucking invitation?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, when I sautee them with bacon even my kids will eat them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Had a very long discussion with my wife today. She initiated it with an apology, actually. She said that while we were on vacation she felt like a totally inadequate parent because every time something came up, the kids wanted me to go with them and do it, and they never once asked her to go...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Only from the waist down.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just spent a lot of time with my family in the bush, camping. My wife developed the annoying habit of interrupting what I was saying and answering what I was saying definitively and allowing no discussion. No idea what that was about. On the ride home today she did it one final time and one of...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So I was just camping, and I got me a JetBoil system. If you camp, this is the way to go. A litre and a half of water boiling in about 90 seconds. It isn't gormet, but it makes a lot of things possible. We made omelets in a bag for 11 people this morning in under a half hour.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read
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    Home Improvement

    Yeah, I'd put a grate in that puppy. Problem solved. Excitement here today - I left the house at about 5 am as is my custom. I get a panicked phone call from my wife at 8 - the faucet in the kitchen failed and water poured into the basement storage area. On top of all our camping gear. Which...
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    Gardening

    I may be at the point of being sick of peas. Runners, Snow, and Sugar Snap. We've had a constant diet of them. And radishes. And Rhubarb. Now the cabbage is ready. Lots of it. Raspberries going strong. Kale, Swiss Chard, Boston lettuce all good. Soon there will be tomatoes, which are delicious...
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    None of my kids can get on this morning, they're all pissed. They had elabourate plans to hunt today.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I go for the crafts. Fuck the arts.
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    Parent Thread

    We have one of our kids off one of two medications for the summer to gain weight. He's eating like a champ for a change, and gaining weight, but there's no question but that the medication is a necessary thing for the school year. It isn't merely that we're frustrated with him, he gets pissed at...
  26. lurkingdirk

    Right in the Feels Songs

    The Johnny Cash version of this.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    The Fishing Thread

    But Sheepshead fight light mofos. Hope it was fun to pull in at least.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yesterday I had something so divine, it elevated me to level 11. Or, whatever. Seriously, though. Local restaurant serves a piece of slow, slow, slow smoked pork belly over sweet potato mash with hot peppers mixed in. It was so good. I must duplicate this.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Or avoid the place. Especially if it's filled with weirdos dressed like cows.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This rustles me.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I could have gone with a different cover, I suppose.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Someone make a poll so we can ben and for see how long they can keep this up.
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    The Fast Food Thread