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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, I use my pressure washer all the time. I clean my cars with it, makes life easy. Don't buy a TroyBilt with a Briggs and Stratton motor. They can be very hard to start - who doesn't put a fuel primer button on an engine that size? And once they're hot, if you run it out of gas, it simply...
  2. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Also, a picture of your wife's tits would help. For science.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

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    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    So, 3 of my kids play violin, one plays cello. A couple points: -Learn to tune that shit yourself. Get an app on your phone, whatever. It needs to be tuned EVERY time it gets played. If you don't, there won't be consistency in where his fingers need to be to make an in tune sound. Tune it...
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Mashed potatoes?
  7. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  8. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Killing a person? WTF?
  9. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Gutters is something I will actually hire out. Get the seamless guys to come out and hang them. Done super fast, no seams, angled just as they should be.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You will find when cutting this material that the multiple cut approaches are very welcome. It's possible to do it all with centre cut. I wouldn't, and it's not that expensive to get all three.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Tin snips are pretty cheap. If you're going to do this yourself you might want to get some right hand, left hand, and centre cut tin snips. It really does make the job easier. Check this out: Stanley 14-019 3-Piece Compound Action Aviation Snips | ToolBarn.com
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That is exactly the type of material you need. The best thing you can do is go to Lowe's (or your favourite store that isn't Menards because they're all idiots) and find someone who knows what they are talking about. It's not hard, actually, Lowe's hires ex-contractors, and they are happy to...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't have road rage, but thanks for your concern. We've had nearly twenty traffic circles installed in our area in the last ten years. A pamphlet of how to use them correctly was delivered to every household in the region. The information for how to not drive like a dumbass is readily...
  15. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Hang aluminum and leave all that shit there. No paint, no maintenance, easy to do.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Warm weather tonight, windows open. "THERE IS NO STOP SIGN YOU DUMBASS!!!" got a flip off. Yeah. You're driving like a shitlord and I'm correcting you. Obviously your response is to give me the finger. Fuck that.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Roundabouts in the US. Fucking assmunchingcockholsterfuckfaces who think they HAVE to stop before entering them, even if there is no traffic. THERE IS NO STOP SIGN YOU DUMBASS.
  18. lurkingdirk

    The Magicians

    Watching it now. Alice's home visit is hilarious.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Your guilty pleasure movies

    Legally Blonde. Let the judgement commence.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Me, too, but I use tin foil.
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I like all the different bbq sauces, but have to be in the right mood for them. Certain times I'll cringe at vinegar based sauces, other times it makes my mouth water. There's room for all sauces.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What's the purpose of that?
  24. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I see. Well, then I think I apologise? In any case, I would still encourage you to simply take a step back and let this shit go. You got RRPd for 2 days (I think?). On an internet forum. Regardless of the reasons, regardless of who is right or wrong, it's not a big deal. Please. Let's just relax.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I like the one building for similar reasons. We don't have a house alarm either, and our deadbolt on the front door hasn't worked for about 5 years. Our house is never locked, but I'd worry more about the outbuilding, honestly. Though I may be falsely secure in my lack of fear. I'm getting a new...
  26. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    He's not going to, because he doesn't have to. I know you hate me, so whatever, but your reaction to things in this thread have not made you any friends. Let's all just calm down and smoke a fatty.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I have told Draegan that he needs to take a break in that thread, too. My point is that perhaps you should just cool it a bit so that you don't anger more mods. I have no argument with you, other than I think you're overreacting. How about we all just take a deep breath and then reflect on...
  28. lurkingdirk

    Movies You Must Show Your Kids

    You didn't laugh at the farts around the camp fire?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Yeah, about that. If you're hiring in the work, a complete kitchen remodel could be upwards of 50K$. Your house price in MOST situations is not going to reflect a 50K$ increase in value. This is a myth that needs addressing. Gussying up your kitchen for a few thousand with a backsplash and a...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yes. This type of discourse seems most likely to get you released. Please, continue.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I tend to go back and forth on snow shoes. Even in the summer.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So you get pissy if Faegon insults you but you're good with yourself doing it? The back and forth exchange of "fuck yous" was pretty stupid all around, but he is the admin, and the larger portion of stupid is poking the person in charge. Why can't you just back the fuck down and let it go every...
  33. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I can tuck it away so it's out of sight behind a copse of trees that way. Makes the property look better from the road. Cement drive connecting.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, dogs take time to get used to things, too. And once the baby is more mobile, the dog understands it more, I think. Dogs get quite protective of babies sometimes.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Future First Family and Hot Protesters Thread

    But is it free speech to say, "nice tits!" Or does that break free speech laws because it's assault? The rules are so complicated now.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's 12345, isn't it?
  37. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Don't lie. You do shots of it straight, don't you?
  38. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, I'll take the 5 or 6K and put it into the bathroom I'll also do myself. =) I'm contemplating a big project. I currently have a few largish sheds and a good sized out building garage. I keep my tractor, lawn equipment, fire wood, and so forth in these buildings. Some are getting pretty...
  39. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    y'all are crazy. I find hanging drywall to be incredibly easy. I'm quick, too. I've hung over 150 sheets in my current house, and I can't imagine paying someone to do it. Then again, there's virtually nothing I pay people to do for me. I have the time and tools, I'll do it myself.