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Man, Alice has legs for days. Mercy.

Control your wife, yo.

More likely the enormous black dicks she has been taking at work in the ladies room.

Or perhaps having a date down by the water and fucking her in your back seat?

You can't stay hard with your wife and it is her fault? You can only stay hard during high risk sex with hookers in public areas and it's your wife's fault?

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Rubik's momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1

I have no problem interrupting sales people and telling them something like this: "I know you are supposed to tell me about the specials or whatever, but I have one thing in mind. Please answer only the questions I ask or I will ask for a different sales person. Let's now waste each other's...

Bisi has me laughing like crazy. Good work, top notch!

What neighbourhood will your apartment with Capri be in, Johnny?

You're a Mormon offspring? So much is falling in to place.

Nice, man. Way to go. Let us know how it goes.

Invite me, and I'll be the pantsless drunk guy who penis slapped your mom. If she's in to that. No microagressions.

Especially Noodle mom jokes. Those are always awesome.

Me either, actually. Quite a few people I know didn't. Everyone is tired after a day like that.

Did you howl at the moon as you did so? This is vital information.

Got all the kids to school, worked at home for a couple hours, had lunch with my wife after which we porked in the living room. Cut some brush this afternoon and now I'm off to get kids to sports/music lessons. Dinner at home tonight with everyone followed by homework and practice. Have a glass...

I'm getting married Tonight I will have hot sex please try the buffet A wedding haiku.

I do. Let's drink. Where am I? The only three sentences anyone needs at a wedding.

I like PEX a lot. Never had any problem with it.

I hope you follow through with this.

that's what she said?

Makes sense. Also makes the basement a distinct area.

You're going to close in the railing of the stairs? May be the look you're going for, but I'd try to find a way to leave it at least a bit open. It's all a preference thing, though. And you're doing good work, man.

I'd probably go one tier. Make it fairly deep so you can put annual flowering things in on either side of the taller grass. Or, do a tier for the taller stuff, second, lower tier for flowery stuff. The options are limitless.

Yeah, and then that thin, stamped layer will spend the next 20 years breaking up. The way to do it is when you pour it. Something that might look nice is some outdoor tile. You could do the stairs, to, and one course around the outside so the dirt comes up to it. Look at some of these: Cabot...

Well. Soldier on!

You seem upset.

But how's the ass and tits?

Tell us more about this someone who has been met.

Do you use parchment? Keeps the water out.

Please tell me he's not a red head.

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I have about 60 people coming for lunch tomorrow. Made four huge pots of soup: 1. poached chicken cooked in sous vide with broth, added veggies and will add egg noodles tomorrow. 2. Ramsay's roasted tomato soup 3. corn chowder with ham 4. butternut squash have a bunch of garnishes (basil...

It's not an experience issue, though I totally understand where you're coming from. That's my frustration. I'm an experienced snow driver, in all kinds of vehicles. These particular brakes seem to lock too easily, and take too long to unlock so steering is an issue, too. I have Yokohama tires...

But that's the thing. I have four 50 lb sand bags in the box and snow tires on the truck. The brakes lock up. It's terrible.