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  1. lurkingdirk

    ReRolled's SJW Thread Primer

    A fine thread. Thank you good sir/maam/person/goat god. Mr/Ms/Mrs/xhe Bisi for President!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    He chose Trump because he can't pronounce Thanderth. I'm taking this one to the Politisteak thread.
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    Weather

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    Home Improvement

    It's entirely doable if you leave yourself a year to finish. Go very slowly, don't settle for crappy work, allow yourself to make mistakes, take them out, start it again. Totally worth doing, as you will then feel like you can tackle other things.
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    Parent Thread

    It's Canada, man. They pay you for that shit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You know what? I just don't like lamb that much. Everyone raved about how good the lamb was, and it tasted exactly like every lamb I've ever had. I prefer red meat that isn't lamb. Apparently this was very good for lamb, though. It was very tender and the heat was just right. The gravy was good.
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    Parent Thread

    My brother in law and sister worked it out that she took 6 months of maternity leave right when the baby was born, and he took 6 months of paternity leave for the following 6 months, meaning each of their children were home with a parent for the first full year of life. Seemed to work out well...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home Improvement

    You're likely fine, but I had that happen, too, right over where our FAG furnace is. I had a hard time letting go of it, kept bugging me, so I got one of these: Portable Carbon Monoxide Detector Meter (CO Inspector) Sensorcon - Sensing Products by Molex Everything tests fine, I replaced my...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I wish I could be at the memorial. Best of luck in all your planning! I had pork butt tacos last night, mighty delicious. So I'm experimenting for Easter dinner. I have a leg o lamb in the sous vide, and I'm going to torch sear the exterior just before dinner. I'll report back. I haven't...
  11. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Holy shit. With12 games leftToronto will be eliminated from the playoff spots if Detroit wins one game. This is a new low. And it looks like zero Canadian teams will make the playoffs this year. Very weird.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Yeah, she said something like today's the day, Noodle contacted authorities, Mist came back like nothing was going on, banned for being a shitlord.
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    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Seig heil?
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    Weather

    Ha. I took my blower off my tractor, so you are almost surely right.
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    Future First Family and Hot Protesters Thread

    The release of her sex tape is going to be the October surprise.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    You're at home. Stick it in your wife's mouth.
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    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    I'm considering banning you rather than framing. Any reason I shouldn't?
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    Rehabilitation: Rules & Regulations

    Good for you. We'll support you as you admit it.
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    Weather

    You're still talking weather, right? Anyone in the MidWest believe we're done with snow?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Don't get mad, Johnny. It is merely an expression of incredulity at your life.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do Ramsay's recipe. Awesome.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    STEAKS!!
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    Parent Thread

    I had a kiddie drum kit, too. It's hilarious, kids learn early on what a rock star does.
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    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Who got banned so they started this shit again?
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    oof. That's rough.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Put up a sign. "I know who you are. Stop letting your dog shit in my yard." Surprisingly effective. If that doesn't work, leave balls of raw hamburger with shards of glass in it. Should only take a couple of days.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    While I'm pleased with your enthusiasm, I'd recommend starting with the sprinklers. 'Cause no prison.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Motion activated sprinklers are a real thing.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    When I was applying to university I went to a university fair. I asked the Brock representative, "What does it take to get in to Brock?" He responded by asking, "Do you have a pulse?"
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    Parent Thread

    All my children could moonwalk by 2 months.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Hey, man. It was your choice to type hairy tits in the search bar. There is no way I'm going to do th Oh dear god.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    khorum's into hairy tits.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    J49: An Erotic Life

    What happens if you see all three at once? Give it a try, man! Post pictures.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Damn, she's looking rough.
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    Who are you voting against the least?

    No option for tomatoes. Fuck that shit. Also, this thread would have been better when the two nominees were determined.
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    Home Improvement

    Make it wet and find out. Some grass goes dormant like that and comes back with a good rain.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Crowdfund an apartment with 24 hour live cams?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Add peas. Good for you and tasty.