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  1. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Okay, I have a 1999 Ford Ranger. It's a fine truck, four door, does what I want it to. Six cylinder, rear wheel drive. It sucks the balls of satan in snow conditions. Breaking? Sure! you mean sliding until you hit something, right? It's a great truck in most senses. However, I live where...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    No kidding. I believe he has a case of sandy vagina.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Henrik Lundqvist had a bit of a nuclear meltdown last night | The Hockey News Awesome.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    This sounds dirty.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't mind Squirt for a citrus pop.
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    What do you do?

    Wait, I want tucobucks. I want to go to Amod Island. Fuckers. Never include me in anything.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    wat?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Both of these are good advice. Thank him for reaching out. Tell him going to dinner would feel like a date, even though you know (true or not) he wasn't asking you on a date, it still doesn't feel right. Invite him to something that involves a group of friends at some point.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dry hump it is.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    But the angry argument sex is so entertaining to watch.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    lol at step sister. Holy crap, really?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know what it is, but "I created a Bumble" sounds dirty.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Put your height in centimetres. Sounds more impressive. 186 centimetres?! Outstanding!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who never learn to drive well in the snow. Move to the bloody south if you must, but stop fucking up everyone else's commute, you miserable shitlords.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn. What are you doing Friday night?
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    Home Improvement

    Well, there's that. Just seal the wall up with drywall. Obviously everything will be fine.
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    Home Improvement

    You don't need to make it pretty, but it feels mighty good when it does look nice. In my last house I did a bathroom on the second floor that had something like 160 solder joints. Did the whole thing and had one leak. That was a freaking success in my mind.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So someone gave me a cast iron sandwich iron thing. No idea how to use it best. Should I heat it on a burner before putting it on the sandwich I'm cooking? In the oven? On my wife's burning hot ass? Help a brother out.
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    Home Improvement

    So you two aren't actually that close?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The inclusion of a flying Mozz stick is majestic.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is this her?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Now that is something I'd donate toward!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fair enough. No argument here.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Can you make the fallen person explode in your videos?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    While I entirely agree with you, it is clear she's making more of an effort than she had been. Perhaps a date night, or something like flowers to say, "hey, I have noticed you're trying harder, and I appreciate it." might be in order. But, whatever.*shrug*
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    Home Improvement

    I hope those cans are straight! Looking good, man.
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    Home Improvement

    Spot on good info right here.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    You seem well versed on butt plugs.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Sear in the rear confirmed awesome. Damn delicious.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I shall only post sear. If it sucks, fuck all of you.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    But before or after, man!?
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    Home buying thread

    I am Canadian, but this is americana currencia. Notre Dame has rich alumni, and they pay premium to rent for home games if you're in walking distance of the stadium. I could do a maid service, or I could clean myself. Details like this are why I'm not pulling the trigger.
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    Parent Thread

    Be sure to include a swimsuit round.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That's the very one I'm doing. Just didn't know about the double sear in that recipe. Edit: and these are pretty thick chops. Doesn't the sear lose it's crisp if done before?
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    Home buying thread

    I can do about a 55% down and schedule to pay it off in 6 years. It's in a brand newly renovated section of the city that is entirely for this type of development. In addition to the down payment there would be about 18K$ to do in fencing, railings, steps, and other such shit. It's doable...