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Time for a three way with Deena and Capri. You know you want to.

Professor Plum, with the Hep C, in the genitals.

That's fucking awesome. I hope you don't mind, I saved this graphic.

Several levels of wow going on right now.

I'm not sure that's the case, actually.

If this game makes it, and is actually released in full, I will do two things: 1. watch Noodle suck a homeless guy's dick 2. play a game of this sort for the first time in my life.

Okay, I know I rail on this, but what in the actual fuck is going on in Toronto? Worst in the league. By a lot. Not even a tiny slim glimmer of chance of playoffs. No one cares. Tickets keep selling. Fuck Toronto fans right in the pussy. I'm a fan, and I want desperately for everyone to stop...

Suck it. It's my life.

I couldn't watch. Is this game actually happening?

Too late. That chicken gave you hepC

You haven't lived.

Thread needs a new title. Suggestions welcome.

An infinite loop of drugged up whores.

Does the past rock?

Can't you move in with Capri and her boyfriend?

How can they do that without a game?

Sorry, I missed it. What's happening today at 7?

Yeah, sounds like it's a chicken issue. Could be from multiple freeze/thaw cycles. Makes me wonder why it was on sale for so little. I might not be too keen to eat more of it were I in your position.

You talk to whores while you're at home with your wife and you're upset when she mentions something about it?

Suicide troll, more like. Some shit is beyond even the tolerance threshold of this forum.

Ramsay beef in lettuce dish confirmed outstanding. That dude must love salty food. I used maybe half the fish sauce he did and it was still quite salty. I'd use even less next time, but the flavour combinations are spot on. I'll make that again, and often. Here's the recipe if you don't want...

^ lol

We've talked about taking him off both meds on weekends, but the problem is that one is a non-stimulant that has to build up in your system to be effective, so it wouldn't be any use if we took him off Saturday and Sunday. It would take until Wednesday to be effective again. Sigh. Kids are...

I have machines to do the work for me, but if I were shoveling I would likely do the same thing. Just noticing that he was making fun of neighbours who had to spend so much time shoveling when he had spent the same amount of time, just in smaller increments.

Sorry. I meant Harriet. Honestly. I'll go stand in the corner and berate myself.

If he'd eat cheeseburgers, I'd give him 20 a day. Yeah, it's the same as before, and he doesn't like protein shakes. He recently got a spacer put in to help with a tooth that had to be pulled, so he can't have the gatorade protein bars he used to (sticky caramel in there). Looking for a...

Oh, good. I thought it was Harold.

20 minutes times four or five times is the same amount of time you realise, right?

What does the H. stand for?

I should punch you in your whore mouth. I collaborated with Elfman on the score for that film. I think it's a really strong score, and he did fine singing it himself. It's a favourite here in our house, the kids love the songs. And I think there's a Kurt Weill quality to it. Quite fun. And...

All my kids eat well except my youngest, and it continues to be a cause for concern. He is on 2 meds for ADHD, and they're both appetite suppressants, so he's just never hungry. We take him off one of the meds on the weekends, and he eats a little better. He's in the bottom percentile for...

I think I'ma make that shit tonight. Looks good and the kids will like it.

Don't forgetNightmare before Christmas.

Yeah, I find this curious, too. Show is fun enough, but why all the departures?

public class You{ public static void main(String[] args){ Int RubiksMom = 1; boolean is_fat = true; while(is_fat){ RubiksMom++; } System.out.println("Rubik's momma is so fat this text will never appear when you run this program"); } }