Search results

So. Does anyone have a guess as to when Johnny and Capri get back together for a "date" next? He's cut off at home, so besides not getting blow jobs, he's not dipping the noodle. He went from regular wife noodle dipping with augmented heroine hooker blowjobs and public fucking to nothing...

I just use my largest stock pot.

Mom could start demanding money now, too. Add another envelope for cash to your glove box, Johnny!

How do you describe paying a heroine addict for sex to your children?

So your marriage is over, and now it is merely an arrangement for money and children. Will you continue to see Capri?

Wow. There's enough information there to absolutely screw you over even more than you are currently screwed. Shit's getting real.

Not if you want them to make money.

As you have three kids you should really get two of them to play violin and one cello. You have an instant trio, and they'll be able to make so much money playing weddings and shit, they'll have college paid for by the time they get there. I shit you not.

They look pretty good. How's the mother? That's a pretty good day's work right there! Congrats. Your life isn't over. It's different, and it's going to be awesome. Congrats!

I'm not a provolone fan. I find it difficult to get good provolone that has a distinct flavour.

I shall bake my bread and get only the finest cheese. What's your recommendation for this method? Cheddar is always good, but something a little more substantial could be good, too. Perhaps muenster or even gruy?re.

I must try this baked cheese sandwich. Sounds easy enough, and you could do more at once, so everyone gets their sandwich at the same time.

I think this show is absolutely worth the watch. It's a great show. It has some weaknesses, but when they took it off Netflix, I was pissed. I would periodically go and watch a random episode, and the whole story arc would come back to me, and it was good feels. But seriously, fuck Baltar.

Wait, open faced cheese, or two pieces of bread with cheese in between? I'm unclear on your cheese location.

He's a bright lad. And his mouth doesn't hurt at all today and he's his usual chipper self. Thank God.

You using the gum numbing stuff? Several doctors told us that you can't overuse that stuff, so go nuts.

Danke, Noodle.

On a scale of one to diamonds in an ice storm, how hard were you?

Hmm. Canada Now Has A Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Burger | UPROXX

There are certain applications for over hard eggs. On sandwiches you eat with your hands, for example, can be a nice addition. You don't ALWAYS want a yolk to run. And as far as poaching goes - it's really not a hard thing to do. Watch a couple videos and experiment. It's not like it's going...

That's not its final form.

Meh. I know pretty much anything can be a good burger, I just tried something new to me, and it was even better than good. And not a whole lot more work.

Send her a picture of your penis. She'll be unable to resist. Then, take nudes of her and post them here.

Whelp, we had both runny yolk egg and bacon on our burgers, along with some smoked gouda and red onion. Everyone loved it. We may never do burgers differently again.

Shit. My 7 year old had to go to the dentist to have a tooth pulled that was crowding/damaging another tooth. I can't tell you how fucking horrible it is to watch a dentist using what looked like a screwdriver to pry, and then pliers to rip something out of my son's mouth. He did amazing - not...

I'm cooking burgers tonight. Runny yolks on every one. My over large family will report back.

I'm horny and my wife is away and you haven't invited me to no homo circle jerk then spooning for a while.

Dude, I've had the same frustration for years. If I say over hard, I fucking mean over hard. Do that. If your cooks can't figure that out, fire those fuckers now.

Why did he have a picture of your kids?

Whatever you do, be sure to bring lube.

This thread fucking sucks now.

Can you explain your serious hard-on for Tanoomba?

I bloody loled at this.

srsly guise. Do I want egg yolk all over my burger?

Runny yolk, or hard?

Has anyone had contact with the glorious AssHat since he won?

You are dead to me.

Don't leave us hanging. Trump or Hillary?