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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shit but did this make me laugh.
  2. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    It doesn't hurt that the Irish are playing like shit.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Yup.
  4. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Maybe butthole, too. Just to see the state of it.
  5. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Jebus with a Moses voodoo doll stuck up Mary's ass while hitting her with a broom. That was a stupid ending to the Michigan game. They won that game. That punter better not sleep at home tonight. Notre Dame's offense looks good enough. Defense sucks the balls of donkeys. Embarrassingly bad.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Blunt Talk starring Patrick Stewart on Starz

    I have only managed to watch the first season of this, but I really want to see the rest. It's just funny. There are amazing lines every so often, and the interaction between the characters is brilliant.
  7. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    C'mon, man. Now we need to see your wife's nipples.
  8. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Well, I'm out of town with limited internet access, so we'll have to wait the allotted time. See how lopsided we can make it, I guess.
  9. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Tanoomba vs. I'm Rich Bitch Araysar vs. Itzena
  10. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    THE RESULTS OF THIS ROUND ARE IN! Column 9 vs. Tanoomba 37 -Tanoomba advances I'm Rich Bitch 25 vs. a_skeleton_03 22 -I'm Rich Bitch advances in a most surprising turn of events Numbers 14 vs. Araysar 27 (6 abstained from voting in this round) -Araysar advances Mist 17 vs. Itzena 30...
  11. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Previous thread here:Rerolled! Thanks to all you voters, and thanks especially to those AssHatting it up here at ReRolled. A surprising elimination in the last round has changed the possibilities! Please consider these options for voting, and reply with quote the second post and put...
  12. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    That's amazing! And pretty hard to argue against pass interference if he hadn't caught it...
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Use stripper and make sure it isn't veneer.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    wow
  15. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Didn't see nipples. Does not count.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I believe he called his wife while his girlfriend was blowing him.
  17. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    USC is actually going to send the band on the field to play the first quarter. Can't hurt.
  18. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Pumpkin poptarts secured for breakfast. We shall see.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You do a split system like Picasso said. You can install one in your attic and run the duct work there without opening walls, and one under the house and run the duct work there. Still expensive, but very efficient, and great for changing from heat to cool without having to rework the trunk line.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Sheesh. That's a rough night, man. Be glad your kids are still alive. Yeah the difference in self control is what we noticed with our youngest. That difference will teach her ways to manage her behaviour. You'll see improvements, it takes time for her to relearn her reactions to things with...
  21. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    Perhaps this should be the anthem for the winner.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Half cup butter stick in the vag, half cup butter stick in the butt. Leaves the possibilities for the evening wide open. Seriously, though, it's a conversation that has to happen. I'm sure she will appreciate that you're trying to be sensitive about her insecurities, but I think she'd rather...
  23. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    Another day until the predicted A Moon Bat / a_skeleton_03 face off. I don't know about you, but I'm as hard as diamonds in an ice storm.
  24. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    I'm not trying to crap on you, Johnny. I just figured it would be hard to surprise you at this point.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Obvious troll is obvious.
  26. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    You expected an addict prostitute to not see anyone else because you are doling out little bits of money to her a few times a week? And that didn't work out for you? Well. I'm astonished.
  27. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    I realise you're upset, but did this actually surprise you?
  28. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Why are you distraught?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe if she stopped using your mom's tampons.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Bicycling

    Hey, now. This is theniceline of CCM bikes...
  31. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't just get lube. Get lube and a new sex toy like a vibe or something. Say you're just looking to try something new and you want to try a couple different kinds of lube to see if you guys are missing out.
  32. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    Your participation in the gayness has been noted.
  33. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    In that case, you may die by consumption.
  34. lurkingdirk

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    Mist is actually a woman?
  35. lurkingdirk

    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Okay. At 8:35 EST this round is closed. Here are the results: Column 39 vs. Azeth 10Column advances Tanoomba 41 vs. Hoss 5Tanoomba advances Delicate Flower 14 vs. I'm Rich Bitch 29I'm Rich Bitch advances a_skeleton_03 31 vs. ZombieWizardHawk 11a_skeleton_03 (asshat) advances Kirun...
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    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    It's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. Which is looking possible. Whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. Time to get salty. We're getting deep into it now. How do you vote? You bold...
  37. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am disappoint.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane, this makes me think of you for some reason.
  39. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Ritalin is serious shit. There are so many options now, though. Today was a testimony as to why our son is on the meds he's on. Through a series of fucking ridiculous circumstances, his meds ran out, and he had to go to school without his morning vyvanse. We sent a note to the teacher telling...
  40. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Arcs, not arches.