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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yet not as much success as a raw garlic enema.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Whoever decided Pak a Sak is a good name is fucking ridiculous.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    This is excellent advice.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    My brother, a Montreal fan, just sent me this. That hurts, bro.
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    Home Improvement

    Just for shits and giggles have a look at some amazing staircases here: 14 Unique and Spectacular Staircases Around the World | Inhabitat - Sustainable Design Innovation, Eco Architecture, Green Building The third one blows me away. That's amazing!
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Draegan may advance. That's hilarious.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have a huge herb that I use during growing season. I was thinking about making one in my basement during the winter, you know, grow lights and all. Might seem suspicious.
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    It's just an arbitrary contest I meant to do earlier but never got around to it. It's happening now. It'll happen sometime in 2016, too. Don't be so precise with your language, man! Loosen up.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  12. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, do that. Then reduce your marinade so you can top the meat with some when you're all done.
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    College Football 2015-16

    Fuck TCU right in the pussy. They don't deserve #2.
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    Bicycling

    How in the actual fuck?
  15. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    TCU in trouble. It's a good day.
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Column vs. Azeth Tanoomba vs. Hoss Delicate Flower vs. I'm Rich Bitch a_skeleton_03 vs. ZombieWizardHawk Kirun vs. Numbers Tyen vs. Araysar Mist vs. Draegan popsicledeath vs. Itzena
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    AssHat of 2015 round 2 voting!! It is time to get salty! It's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. I propose the following: whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. I'd say a whole year...
  18. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Results of this round! I counted at 6:15 PM EST today. Here are the results. Those who move on to the next round are in bold, the vote count should make it obvious. In the event of a tie, the higher ranked person will advance. Here we go: Column 31vs Soygen 5 Azeth 26vs Royal 5...
  19. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Notre Dame starts slow, but their offensive line is looking pretty sharp. Hope the defense holds up.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Did someone really just post Justin Bieber's dong?
  21. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    This is hard for me to say, but I'm going to. I'm so happy Texas won.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah. This is how he spends his time otherwise.
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    Bicycling

    This is excellent advice which I am going to follow. I will report back. My route is heavy traffic paved roads the whole way. A road bike makes sense.
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    I'm DRUNK

    At least you're not an angry drunk. So, you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Sweet! If I get enough pity votes, I could knock Tanoomba out in the first round, and then this contest is really wide open!
  26. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The best lesbian boils down to who has the bigger dick?
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    Bicycling

    Nice, thanks. Assembly isn't an issue for me, I'm pretty handy and have biking friends. You seriously think a road bike will make that much difference in my time?
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    Bicycling

    Seriously? That's worth it. Can you link me an entry level road bike?
  29. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I do not read that thread. Sorry for rehashing an old issue. I have to say, I would rather eat four meals a day than one. Regular food intake is what I crave. But I have a very high metabolism. I've done fasting for various reasons and felt like shit every time. But that's just me.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Hugs can only be given after "medicine" has been had.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There are plenty of reasons to eat breakfast. More and smaller meals help regulate body weight, and your mental capacity is elevated when you are rested and fed. And the list goes on. I'm not saying you have to gorge yourself for breakfast, but fasting until dinner is not a good health option.
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    Bicycling

    So, gentlemen, I don't do a lot of biking, but I recently started biking to work just for the exercise. It's a short ride - 6 miles each way. Takes about 25 minutes. I have a cheap old bike. It's a mountain bike with knobby tires, made by CCM. I bought it 16 years ago. It's been a good bike...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Okay. I'll try it and report back. I think it looks good. If you get the right mozz it will be nice and melty, and the cheese you mixed into the beef will add the zing you want. Brown those bitches on high, high, heat, and drop them into the sauce and let them cook through. If you don't think...
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Switch your votes as you'd like until I do the count. Then you're done.