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Damn, Soy. You the man!

Not to mention those kilts. Who doesn't love those kilts?

You gunna give him ReRolled AssHat title?

Congrats on the AssHat win.

All right you salty turds, the people have spoken. The results of the competition for ReRolled AssHat for this year: Tanoomba 37Itzena 31Tanoomba wins! Much closer than expected! Go here to celebrate: Rerolled Final Bracket:

The People have spoken. In a closer than anticipated contest, Tanoomba has been named this year's biggest AssHat. Itzena, why quite the AssHat himself, failed to be AssHatty enough to gain enough votes. a_skeleton_03 will always be known as an AssHat, but he must pass the title of the Biggest...

My youngest is about to lose both front teeth on the top at the same time. He's already lost one of the bottom fronts. We're serving nothing but apples for food to see how he works it out.

I'm not a huge cabbage fan, nor am I a huge fermented food fan. Kimchi, however, is god-tier food. So good, so fucking good.

This contest will end in the morning. The AssHat will be crowned. You have one evening to lobby and try to affect the vote. wOOt.

Should we have a troll of the year contest next?

Excuse me, I should have typed the first three episodes, not the first season.

Yeah. Find another job. Close to home and without a psycho boss.

The Ninja Turtle is going up your butt. Get lube.

I worry about her crashing when the Adderol wears off. You should look at a low dose of Strattera to supplement. It won't necessarily help in the same way the Adderol does, but it might prevent crashes if she gets them. Look for the start of a change in personality around 3 PM. Good luck, man.

All our potatoes are out of the ground, and they are fucking delicious. I know potatoes are cheap and easy to get, but home grown, damn are they good. We're eating potatoes every day, and my kids have yet to complain, they're loving them all. Mashed, roasted, deep fried, boiled with gravy, all...

The trick is to not jerk off in front of your wife's friends. How do you guys manage?

Dirk is satisfied.

Yeah, I'm not a cheating guy, I'm not even a leering guy, but I still have a "yep" or "nope" moment when looking at women. Sorry, not sorry.

Just how high do you score on the "I hate my heritage" scale? I am disappoint, noodle.

Your cabling looks great, man! I'd beef that shit up before putting a hot tub on it, though

Can't vote for both, dipstick.

Jebus is that depressing

What are you, like chief of staff for the AssHat campaign?

You're too far away from Wisconsin.

Winning 2015 AssHat comes with a signed certificate that you believe the moon landing happened.

I've been to a Memphis home game. No one in the partially full stadium thought they would win. They're dreadful. Wonder what happened.

In the event of a tie, they will move in together and simulpost all over this forum. They will also become lovers and adopt a child named Randal who will grow up and be the next man to land on the moon.

We're gonna need a picture. Must include nipples.

I always go Papa Johns for delivery pizza. They have decent ingredients and their crust isn't shit. But there is this local, hole in the wall place that is owned by a couple who came from Italy where they were pizza chefs. That pizza is just fucking amazing. I don't even know exactly what they...

I believe Hodj is actively campaigning for A Moon Bat. It seems like the world should end or something.

why are you shouting?

MoonBat 11, Itzena 8 Close in early voting folks.

Every parent should do this.

Itzena getting some love here. Surprising.

All right bitches. Results: Tanoomba 45 vs. I'm Rich Bitch 2 -A Moon Bat advances Araysar 8 vs. Itzena 34 -Itzena advances Look here for the new thread, go, and vote! Rerolled

The results are in and we have two finalists! Please see the former round of voting here: Rerolled In this round, we will crown the true AssHat of the forums for this year. This is a great honour, and bestows great responsibility to continue AssHatting it up for the next year. I understand...