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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Make improvements as you see fit. I would address both of your points, and they would be fucking delicious.
  2. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    How can you not give a shit? This is more important than the American Presidential race! Also, it's fine to vote for people who are banned. The rules cover it.
  3. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    USC won't. Look at Notre Dame. They were mostly irrelevant for a couple decades. I think they've grown back into a top 25 team under Brian Kelly, but think of the Bob Davie, Tyrone Willingham, and Charlie Weisz years. Coverage never dipped for the team, though. They play Navy at home this...
  4. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    I'm not getting out of the first round. I can, however, proudly say that I did get at least one vote vs. Tanoomba.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This shit looks delicious.
  6. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    The explanations for the voting are hilarious and awesome.
  7. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    You are correct. I thought I had. Corrected now.
  8. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Do both need to shit, or can they both use the shit of just the one?
  9. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Yeah, I switched it up with so many names. Thanks for clearing it up.
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sorry bros. I never eat cereal, either. Gimme eggs on toast, or cheese on an english muffin. I just didn't grow up with cereal as a breakfast thing, and don't do it now.
  11. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    You made it clear how you were voting. I'm going to want to give you handjobs for the next day or so.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    So I have concerns about Ritalin is the crashing. Maybe look into a combination of medication, as we ended up doing. We give our youngest a small dose of Strattera every day, and that keeps him even keeled when the Vyvanse wears off. Prior to that, the wear off period was fucking ugly. Angry...
  13. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Anal play.
  14. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Column vs Soygen Azeth vs Royal Tanoomba vs lurkingdirk Hoss vs Tuco DelicateFlower vs Tarrant I'm Ritch Bitch vs Johnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vs Hodj ZombieWizardHawk vs Phazel Nemesis vs Kirun Numbers vs Troll Tyen vs Vaclav Araysar vs kriptini Convo vs Mist...
  15. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Let me reiterate, it's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. I propose the following: whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. I'd say a whole year, but perhaps that's overdoing it.Assume this...
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I actually think he makes you slightly horny. He brings out the fight in you.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    From the last seven to eight hundred of his posts in this thread, it's unclear to me what hodj's feelings on A Moon Bat are.
  18. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Pffft. You like the suspense. It'll be late tonight before I get the next round up. Deal.
  19. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    I'ma call this bitch now. Soygen wins in a landslide 22 to 9. Soygen, you are a bigger AssHat than Bisi. You must accept this fate. Next round begins late tonight and will be open for three or so days. Details soon to follow. (no more votes will be accepted in this opening round)
  20. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    No wonder God smote that place with a hurricane.
  21. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    And the high forehead and large chin.
  22. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    You seem to have a thing for women with long faces
  23. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There is no question but that is true. It makes a huge difference, but it's not the only thing that makes any difference.
  24. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Because the next round will have too many options to fit in a poll and brackets don't work well in a poll. Soygen is currently winning with 17 votes to Bisi's 9 Another day of voting to go.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Citrus marinade helps break the right bits down. And adds a tasty tang. It is know. That looks fucking delicious as fuck.
  26. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    I like how people are giving explanations of why they voted as they did. so awesome. much wow.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This made me rather horny.
  28. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    mod on mod action. So hot.
  29. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    False. That's how the math works out. I had no idea who would be paired against who until after I filled in the bracket. But, feel free to vote for me if you believe your suspicions are true.
  30. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Do you have the ability to also evaluate oral and nasal ability?
  31. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Wow. Can't help but to vote for himself. Your ego, man, may win you this contest yet.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dammit, stop tempting me to spend that money! A pox upon your delicious, quickly and easily prepared soups, Khane!
  33. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Alrighty boys and girls (and Mist). You have spoken, and I am closing the nomination round. Below are the nominees for AssHat of the Year, 2015. They are ranked from highest to lowest inversely to their TucoNets count. It's a somewhat arbitrary ranking system for a somewhat arbitrary contest...
  34. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Barraco Bisi Soygen
  35. lurkingdirk

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    It's time to ask a_skeleton_03 to give up his AssHat title. Unless he repeats. I propose the following: whomever wins, and is crowned AssHat of 2015 has to wear the user title "ReRolled AssHat" for one month. I'd say a whole year, but perhaps that's overdoing it. So, thanks to all of you...
  36. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We're about to do a kitchen remodel and my wife is pushing me to make a hole in the counter for a sous vide vessel. I'm a lucky guy.