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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I wrote that by way of explanation as to why you like it.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good luck, man. Good for you for getting your shit together so you have an exit strategy, and good for you for being as patient as you are. I hope this works out in the best way possible for your kid.
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    DD coffee sucks the balls of a sweaty middle eastern prisoner of war. I have a hard time finding coffee I enjoy that I don't make myself. Call me snobbish or whatever, but fast food coffee sucks.
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Except Dunkin Donuts coffee.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Dealing with the parents is always worse than dealing with the kids. So many parents are willing to accept that their kid is anything but a perfect angel.
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    My kids talked me into Burger King for breakfast this morning because they like their cinnamon rolls. I fucking hate Burger King's entire breakfast menu. Their bread is all crap. Too soft, no texture. Yuck.
  7. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Alright you bunch of asshats. Keep the nominations coming!
  8. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Lighter hose won't make it faster. Higher water pressure would. But mine have an adjustable gear ratio, you sure yours doesn't? Take that sucker apart and have a look. Also, if you adjust the spray pattern to a smaller spray, it might speed it up, too.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, we've had a little bit of this, too. I have spent a lot of time with my kids talking about mean comments from other people, and how to cope with it. Believe it or not, a 5 year old is fully capable of comprehending that people say mean things, don't necessarily mean them, and different...
  10. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Things are getting personal in here...
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    chaos should also be negged, it seems.
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    He should probably be negged for this injustice.
  13. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have a grinder. I'm going to make my own sausage. wOOt.
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    When buying a half cow, which is how I always get our beef, make sure you know where it was raised, when it was slaughtered, and what the hanging weight is. You don't want one that's overly large or tiny. Average is good. It's also important to ask how they pack it. As portions of that half cow...
  15. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're going to need video to give sage advice.
  16. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Is that a nomination?
  17. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Already done. Nominate or STFU. yesitsjustthatsimple
  18. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    He has posted in the calendar year, and there is the possibility that he can be unbanned. I would say he is eligible. People are welcome to discuss.
  19. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Fuck that fucker right in the fuck hole.
  20. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    That is nothing but awesome.
  21. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Good, good. Let the nominations flow through you.
  22. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Not the calendar year you asshat. You may have nominated yourself with this post. Edit: I believe Araysar has a real chance this year.
  23. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    asshat: A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
  24. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Suck it. Too much copy and paste, not enough proof reading. I think I fixed it, amod, can you kill these (now) superfluous posts?
  25. lurkingdirk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year! Here we go, folks! The annual ReRolled AssHat of the year award needs to be given out. Who will be the champion? Can a_skeleton_03 repeat? Here are the rules for nominating: 1. ANY member may be nominated. That includes regular members, amod...
  26. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Spend a lot of time hugging your wife. It will be good for both of you. And I'm not kidding.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Man Pretended To Be A Doctor To Perform Breast Exams Also Stuck A Thermometer Where The Sun Don?t Shine: Lawsuit Miami Beach man accused of impersonating doctor, inappropriately touching nursing assistant | News - Home
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had the McDonalds Buttermilk Chicken sandwich tonight. Meh.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    How do you know it was horse? Are you well versed in diarrhea?
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    McCheese requires food to be able to be eaten hands free and from a trough. Your dinner, while looking delicious, would require hands.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Damn dude. In-patient observation is probably a good idea, though it'll hurt you and your wife like crazy. The next step might be an in class observation by a behaviour specialist, I'm certain the school would allow that. But, take heart. Something is triggering her, you just haven't found...
  32. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The system that shows Brad's failure. Right?
  33. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Except for my vicious burns.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Well, all the women I know were right about you. You lack the equipment to get it done.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm taking shots. You're a turd. Obv. Oh, and fuck Pantheoff.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I was thinking I would sous vide it for about a million hours, then put it in my smoker heavy and wet for about 3 hours. I guess we'll see!
  37. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I heard Convo has bad breath and small testicles. Am I doing this right? Oh, also, Pantheoff isn't going to happen.