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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Damn, dude. Sorry you're going through it. Get the ADHD under control, and I be shit gets a lot more manageable, though.
  2. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    I could never quite put my finger on what was wrong with you, but there's your problem right there.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I can't elaborate but if the world doesn't end tonight I may be in some trouble tomorrow. I though "pants=free cometpocalipse" was an outstanding idea.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Everyone ready to die today?
  5. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Don't be mad. He's not bright.
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    That's a mighty good day! I'm jelly. I also found your dream boat set up.
  7. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Damn. That's excellent. Nice fight pulling them in?
  8. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Man, why is there so much discussion of soygen's ass in the cooking thread? That dude can do some crotch pot cooking.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I like smoked gouda only on grilled cheese. Other than that, it reminds me too much of soygen's ass.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Not bad, but still throw in a little sugar. Fuck it. I'm making this with grilled cheese tonight. We're going to dip our sandwiches in the soup, and with each bite, we will mock the haters. Mock them, I tell you. Smoked Gouda on home made bread with a strip of bacon in each sandwich.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Will you do them alphabetically, by power of God involved, or just by gut feeling?
  13. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    If we all die tomorrow and God is benevolent and merciful, can we all hang out in Heaven, get harp lessons, and sing together? If we all die tomorrow and God is malevolent and vengeful, can we all hang out in Hell, drink too much, and watch shows put on by J49 and Capri?
  14. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    The belt. I jest, but I am having similar issues with my 7 year old. Just no passion, no follow through, no persistence. What the heck.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try this recipe gents. It's delicious as fuck and easy. Gordon Ramsay's Roasted Tomato Soup Recipe - Food.com
  16. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Take that back or I will slap you.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Boy Scout jerky is an unfortunate phrase
  18. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    I remain in my seat and drape my penis over the side. I don't do this while salt water fishing, as I'm afraid the larger fish will take it for enormous bait.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Well, here you go. A summary.
  20. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    They should slow cook meat in a pit, and sell it. Do something to impress me, scouts.
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Takes the challenge out of it.
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Ya gotta pee off the back. Doesn't rock the boat. Or have a healthier prostate.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    No homo. Just helping a bro out.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    This is actually a good point.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Having someone jerk you. There are websites for that, man.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    And telling them their fabulous outfit makes their ass look scrumptious.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    God bless Mozz sticks?
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    That's a fair question. Also, tend to your thumbnail.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That girl should expect to get punched if she's going to repeatedly punch another person in the face. Or at least slapped. What a douche canoe.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What recipe did you use?
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I would think it would not be for grandpa, but for yourself. You want this person that you know and love, and who loves you, to know something fundamental about yourself and be gratified and reassured in your identity when that person continues to love you.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    Whelp, I'm in the market for a used car. May have to be a VW now, their value is bound to come down.
  33. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    My dad always had a 14 foot Lund with a 7.5 horse mercury on it. It was perfect for the fishing we did, and easy to pull with virtually any vehicle with a hitch, as it was so light. Fancy bass boats are nice, but you can do some awesome fishing in little boats with small motors.
  34. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    That's pretty sweet! I've been thinking of getting one. What kind of motor does it have?
  35. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Doughnut report: bloody delicious. What a lot of steps in making doughnuts, though.
  36. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    USC ranked higher than Stanford. Seems legit.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm making doughnuts with the kids now. Just waiting for the dough to proof. What fun! making apple cider doughnuts with apples from the back yard.
  38. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    The Stanford/USC game is making me horny. I want Stanford to win so badly.
  39. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Notre Dame was solid with 4 starters out on injuries. Solid win against a 14th ranked team.
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